Films in an alternate universe

[Gwlacticos]

Who Framed Rogers Rabbit.

Legendary Who frontman, Daltrey is furious after his long eared pet is blamed for ruining the neighbouring farms carrot crop. However, the mystery is solved when the security cameras show local villain, Phil Collins, cutting a hole in Daltreys fence and opening the pets hutch. The real culprit is discovered as police raid Collins nearby mansion and find he has been illegally keeping a pet Elk.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Randhi.

No woman is safe, as this little baldy Indian fellow prowls the streets in his flip flops, in a state of permanent semi-arousal.

 

[cocklord]

Allen.

In deep space, the crew of the commercial starship Nostromo is awakened from their cryo-sleep capsules halfway through their journey home to investigate a distress call from an Allen vessel. The terror begins when the crew encounters a nest of eggs inside the Allen ship. A deranged journeyman lower league football manager leaps out from inside an egg and attaches itself to one of the crew, causing him to fall into a coma.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Normal day on 33rd Street...

3 days a slave a film set in the 70s

 

[daza_1973]

Les Miserables - on the advice of a deranged german an army of scruffy ticketless fans fall foul of the authorities in 2022 revolutionary Paris.
Starring Brad Pitt as Carlo Ancelotti.

 

[Kurt.]

Missionary Impossible

One woman’s tragic tale of her battle with scoliosis and her love life

 

[Kurt.]

Charlie’s Angles

Charlie Adam’s protracted story of obsessively measuring the shape of each corner on the countries football pitches

 

[Gwlacticos]

A Bridge Too Fart.

An elite group of soldiers parachute in, deep behind enemy lines to capture a bridge. Unfortunately, whoever packed the rations has made a dreadful error and all they have to eat in the morning gloom is copious amounts of baked beans. As the suprise attack commences the brave men begin letting rip and laughing at each other uncontrollably as they are mercilessly gunned down by the Panzers.

 

[trueblue84]

Lara croft: womb raider

The string on her tampon broke and she has to fish it out by hand.

 

[Gwlacticos]

The Crying Game.

Some bird gets her cock out and everyone starts crying.

 

[Kurt.]

7 Pages


This is why we win all the awards @GrandOldTeam

 

[ClausThomsen]

Planet of the Gapes

A manufacturing error at a plastics factory results in the release of millions of faulty Anusol applicators that violently expand when they come into contact with piles.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Armitage-shanks Redemption

Norman Armitage-shanks is sentenced to life imprisonment for the destruction of a Whetherspoons bathroom in a drunken rage. He sets out to redeem himself by developing the worlds greatest crapper.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean...

Months and months out to sea with nothing but a bunch of seamen on the ship... Up on the poop deck, down in the hull...

 

[toffee82]

Raging Hull.

City misses out on European capital of culture and its residents go on an apocalyptic rampage, destroying most of the city and causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage.