Films in an alternate universe

[trueblue84]

Jurassic pork. Just a load of dinosaurs shagging.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Jurassic pork. Just a load of dinosaurs shagging.

We've veered close enough to tories already thank you...

 

[DavidH]

Brainspotting

Two junkies go back in time to Kansas and stalk Scarecrows, only to meet their demise at the claws of a drunken combine harvester

 

[DavidH]

Jason and the Astronauts

Weirdo in bills kicks off on a load of skeletons in space

 

[DavidH]

Rita, Sue and On The Blob Too


Lesbian threeway gets let down at the last minute

 

[DavidH]

The Wind That Shakes The Marley


Wholesome and beloved dead pet gets re-awoken by a strange wind and starts eating everyone in town raw before locking Rachel from Friends in a car and refusing her water until she shows him her gash

 

[Rita_Poon]

Thought it was gonna be Bob in a hammock.... ?

 

[DavidH]

Schindlers Pissed


"well, the thought was there.....hic!"

 

[Jamiednm]

The Prick and The Prick 2: Judgement Prick

A cyborg from the future comes along and buggers everyone up with chronic piles and warts and whatnot.

 

[DavidH]

A Fish Called Walkies

 

[Jamiednm]

The Judgement
A cyborg from the future travels to Los Angeles in 1984 and sets up a small claims court.

The Judgement 2: Termination Day
A cyborg from the future travels to Los Angeles in 1991, sets up a small claims court and rules in favour of a local cable TV service provider in their claim against a non-paying customer, resulting in the termination of the customers cable service.

 

[perth_blue]

Ex-Men.
Bruce Jenner takes on the evil Magneto.

Directed by the Wachowski bird.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ex-Men.
Bruce Jenner takes on the evil Magneto.

Directed by the Wachowski bird.

Eck's men

The side Alex McLeish put together - like one of those club tv shows...

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Publican Of War

Peteblue replaces Nic Cage in this British remake about a Tory who sells weapons to war torn countries making a profit off the death of hundreds of thousands of people before retiring to an inn where he wanks into a sock thinking of Boris Johnson whilst struggling to remember his own name.

 

[Cellardweller]

Pollo 13. A Spanish chicken goes to the moon