Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
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Films in an alternate universe
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Trans formers
Sexual realignment patients discuss their previous lives
Sexual realignment patients discuss their previous lives
The Empire Bikes Back. A heartfelt made-for-mumsnet saga about a young boy, born to an upper-class family, named "Empire," who was tragically injured while trying to gain noblesse oblige entry into Cambridge; and due to severe chronic backpain had to be forced to bicycle from his ample and well-heated home in Grantchester up to two times a week to attend his drama classes in Christ's College.
Once Upon A Time… In Huddersfield.
Brad Pitt drives around late 60s Huddersfield for 30 minutes, and realises there’s F all going on.
Brad Pitt drives around late 60s Huddersfield for 30 minutes, and realises there’s F all going on.
The average escape.
They didn't form a footie team and slipped out a side gate when the guards were pissed.
They didn't form a footie team and slipped out a side gate when the guards were pissed.
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Priti woman
A woman who uses her feminine charm in order to get as much money as she can from ordinary men
A woman who uses her feminine charm in order to get as much money as she can from ordinary men
Jacob’s ladder
A Victorian politician recounts witty tales of dangling an imaginary ladder in front of drowning poor people and yanking it up before they can get on the first rung
A Victorian politician recounts witty tales of dangling an imaginary ladder in front of drowning poor people and yanking it up before they can get on the first rung
GladHeAteHer
One happy cannibals story of how he got rid of the wife he hated
One happy cannibals story of how he got rid of the wife he hated
gonetomorrow
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Bridge Over The River Wye.
History is reversed in this searing account of the tribulations of a group of Japanese POWs incarcerated in the notorious Chepstow labour camp and forced to work without hard hats or clumpy boots constructing a bridge over the alligator-infested Wye, tormented by ruthless camp commandant Alec Draught Guinness.
History is reversed in this searing account of the tribulations of a group of Japanese POWs incarcerated in the notorious Chepstow labour camp and forced to work without hard hats or clumpy boots constructing a bridge over the alligator-infested Wye, tormented by ruthless camp commandant Alec Draught Guinness.
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