Films in an alternate universe

[Rita_Poon]

cursed.

 

[Lapeno77]

Aliens

Old rich white people try to stop downtrodden foreign nationals reaching safe haven by using a compliant media to turn a supine nation into a feral, xenophobic bunch of neanderthals.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Failians*

 

[gonetomorrow]

Pujo.

Comedy remake of unsettling Stephen King novel about a big incontinent dog that gets loose and runs riot in a Midwestern town. The s--- quite literally hits the fan.....and then some!

"I almost s--- myself laughing" MARK KERMODE

 

[Kurt.]

Publican Of War

Peteblue replaces Nic Cage in this British remake about a Tory who sells weapons to war torn countries making a profit off the death of hundreds of thousands of people before retiring to an inn where he wanks into a sock thinking of Boris Johnson whilst struggling to remember his own name.

The Cider House Fools

 

[Gwlacticos]

Scranners.
A greedy bunch of psychics just can’t stop eating, until, eventually, their heads explode.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The Cider House Fools

Vino for Vendetta

 

[Kurt.]

Braiding Places

Eddie Murphy visits the barber shops of New York looking for the best place to get his corn rows done

 

[chrismpw]

Kev

A small kestrel befriends a boy called Kev and saves him from an overbearing p.e. teacher, only for a flock of seaguls to tear Kev to bits .

 

[Kurt.]

Lethal Weapon

*unzip, lob

 

[Kurt.]

Tommye

A rockumentary about a 4 and a half fingered stoned vigilante builder who drives around the North west all week fixing random bathrooms… he used to be ace at pinball until the unfortunate skill saw incident

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

A series 'The kip of it' which spawned aspin off film 'in the poop'. Both satirise an inept government, their advisors and media management gurus dealing with a failing economy, a crumbling public sector and a pandemic. Culminating in in-party civil war and an inquiry into the deaths of thousands due to lies, corruption and incomptence during a national emergency.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Tommye

A rockumentary about a 4 and a half fingered stoned vigilante builder who drives around the North west all week fixing random bathrooms… he used to be ace at pinball until the unfortunate skill saw incident

We Need to Talk about Kevin.

Biopic of an absolute danger who starts weird threads and cyber-bullies impaired builders.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

How battleship grey was my valley ...
Fella bought some knock off paint ,said green on the tin.....

 

[tim gabbott]

Ugly women. Filmed in my house. A women who doesn’t have sex. Staring my mrs