Films in an alternate universe

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Brainspotting

Two junkies go back in time to Kansas and stalk Scarecrows, only to meet their demise at the claws of a drunken combine harvester
 

The Wind That Shakes The Marley


Wholesome and beloved dead pet gets re-awoken by a strange wind and starts eating everyone in town raw before locking Rachel from Friends in a car and refusing her water until she shows him her gash
 
The Prick and The Prick 2: Judgement Prick

A cyborg from the future comes along and buggers everyone up with chronic piles and warts and whatnot.
 
A Fish Called Walkies

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The Judgement
A cyborg from the future travels to Los Angeles in 1984 and sets up a small claims court.

The Judgement 2: Termination Day
A cyborg from the future travels to Los Angeles in 1991, sets up a small claims court and rules in favour of a local cable TV service provider in their claim against a non-paying customer, resulting in the termination of the customers cable service.
 
Publican Of War

Peteblue replaces Nic Cage in this British remake about a Tory who sells weapons to war torn countries making a profit off the death of hundreds of thousands of people before retiring to an inn where he wanks into a sock thinking of Boris Johnson whilst struggling to remember his own name.
 

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