Football phrases you hate...

[Kurt.]

You don’t get nothing for 2 in a bed

 

[peteblue]

Playing between the lines…

And the all time horror YNWA…..

 

[MinkyJoe]

Anything Jermaine Jenas says.

 

[Parker]

"Hes been clever there"

What that translates to is "hes cheated but because hes white and English I can't say he dived".

 

[Goodison87]

“Over to Andy Hinchcliffe, your match commentator” To wham you for 90 mins whilst you put radio Merseyside on…

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

It was always rising
It was always going over

Yeh, thats physics mate

 

[Melchizedek]

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"We go again"

"Too good to go down"

Making excuses for someone who puts in a bad tackle: "He's not that type of player"

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"He's not that type of player"
The entire Tottenham squad. All of them shthouses putting in dangerous tackles and feigning injury at the lightest touch, but the media will always come to their defense with that phrase.

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

There's a dog on the pitch

 

[LostLegend]

“We don’t like to see that kind of thing on a football pitch”

Usually after some top tier s**t-housery or off the ball handbags.
Yes, we do in fact like to see “that kind of thing”

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

'He really gets the club' - gets said about so many players who couldn't give two hoots about the club but love the millions of pounds a year they funnel their way.

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

'A real connection with the fans' - when I see them sharing a pint in the local and worrying about the electric bill I might believe this.

 

[Seanjd]

The corridor of uncertainty. Sounds like something from a Bob Dylan song.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Anyone on this forum caught unironically referring to that lot’s ground as “Analfield” should receive a permanent ban.

 

[magicjuan]

False anything, but above all else, onename players that haven't earned the right like Pele, Cruyff, Maradona. We have 'trent', 'virgil' and 'poontang'.

 

[MisterJ]

Too good to go down