Football phrases you hate...

[Rich1878]

Oooh , he is human!

 

[LEONARD]

'5 minutes to kick off at Anfield'.

 

[terryefc]

and now for the classified results...

 

[Blue peter]

‘He played a nice give and go there’…..bloody ‘give and go’? It’s not a shampoo…..it used be called ‘one-two’ until the World Cup went to the USA in 94.

 

[BlueInNZ]

“Keeper beaten at the near post, he’ll be disappointed about that”

Deserves a thread of its own that one

“The final pass was poor”. It became the final pass because it was poor.

 

[mistuhp]

"In and around [insert individual player name]."

You can be in or around a group, or a given area (including somebody else's space), but if you are in another individual player, the game will almost certainly be stopped for a VAR check followed by a red card and an extremely lengthy ban plus potential criminal charges.

 

[blulouie]

"He's not interfering with play"

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

"Michael Keane was our best player"

 

[DavidH]

When he hits it it stays hit. No it doesn't.

 

[Chris85]

He's gonna break Dixie Deans record of 63 goals (what, !! he probably will but he's just over halfway to the proper one)

 

[PhilM]

'TEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRNNN' (turn) as often cried by the Street End faithful.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

If that was on target ,its in........

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

Who you are nobody knows, you can ride a motorcycle or wear a pantyhose.

 

[Alan Whittle]

“The final pass was poor”. It became the final pass because it was poor.

This x 100000000000

 

[Nightman]

When did 'sense the danger' become 'smell the danger'?

Smell the danger FFS