Footballing conspiracy theories

[Jebus_lives]

One of Sean Dyche’s farts killed the Burnley kit man. Was the reason he was sacked

Massive cover up

 

[MikeH72]

Bobby Charlton has died on 3 separate occasions in my lifetime, yet is apparently still alive.

 

[April1970]

Pep’s Barcelona team kept the ball for 89 of the 90 minutes in a game in 2011. The opposition only touched it to kick off at the start and after conceding.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Between them, Sam Allardyce, David Moyes, Neil Warnock and Big 'Mick' McCarthy, have managed every club in the football league apart from Coventry City; who they all played for.

 

[MikeH72]

Michael Carrick never had a shot at goal in his career.

 

[DanB90]

Gareth Barry picked up 39 yellow cards in a season without getting sent off.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The entire Leicester team enjoy meeting up at weekends, going to small town clubs. Where they stand in silence round the dance floor, staring at people dancing whilst drinking bottles of Becks.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Robbie Savage boxed professionally for Scunthorpe Ladies.

 

[duncs pigeon]

It was Chelsea.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Harry Redknapp was the First Sea Lord during the Falklands War and funded Spurs playing budget from 1982-88 with looted Argentine gold.

 

[Jebus_lives]

The offside rule isn't actually a rule.. Someone confidently said it during a end of season decider and everyone just went along with it because they hadn't read the actual rules.

 

[Jags]

Norwich only play home games in the sunshine

 

[MikeH72]

Cardiff City have still never played in the Premier League.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Up until their 2008 cup final victory, most Portsmouth fans were made of straw.

 

[DanB90]

The Peter Crouch multiverse:

The Peter Crouch who played for 25 different football clubs.

The Peter Crouch who only ever played for Stoke.