Footballing conspiracy theories

[Jebus_lives]

Harry Redknapp was the First Sea Lord during the Falklands War and funded Spurs playing budget from 1982-88 with looted Argentine gold.

If that's a conspiracy, explain this...


Transfer deadline Day 2004

 

[MikeH72]

Despite being regarded as one of the best finishers in the league, Jermaine Defoe only scored 8 goals a season.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Harry Redknapp was the First Sea Lord during the Falklands War and funded Spurs playing budget from 1982-88 with looted Argentine gold.

No looting happened mate... 'arry is the worlds greatest wheeler dealer, didn't you know?

He managed to convince them to trade all their gold for a half eaten mars bar, some stale crisps and signed picture of ol' 'arry looking all dashing!

 

[kev]

Bernie Wright was eligible to play for the Isle of Man, but he was never once considered for the sqaud.

 

[DanB90]

Joseph Yobo is still on loan at Fernabche.

 

[LostLegend]

If that's a conspiracy, explain this...
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Transfer deadline Day 2004

t'riffic

 

[KaiserEFC]

Shane Long has scored 119 goals across his career with 648 of them coming against Everton

 

[perth_blue]

Lukaku did indeed get a voodoo message.

 

[MikeH72]

Southampton concede 276 goals a season and are never in a relegation battle.

 

[DanB90]

Harry Redknapp had a Niko Krankjar clause in all of his contracts.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Farhad Moshiri is actually that bloke who tried to buy us from his bedroom and the board are only just starting to cotton on

 

[MikeH72]

Harry Redknapp had a Niko Krankjar clause in all of his contracts.

Younes Kaboul was Harry Redknapp’s agent.

 

[MikeH72]

Every one of Alan Shearer’s 260 Premier League goals hit the woodwork on the way in.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Every single one of Mesut Ozils goals, assists and MotM awards came against Everton…even the ones in Spain

 

[tsubaki]

Mark Ward had it written into his contract that he had to be booked between the 30th and 45th minute of every single home game