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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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The Penalty Box Dancer
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AFC Fylde put in an average performance in the FA Trophy 2nd round tie against Billericay but managed to secure the win with a goal from left winger Ashley Hemmings.
Wrexham were the much better side and possessed better quality with a 2-1 home win over AFC Fylde. Andy Bond scored a penalty in the 11th minute but Luke Summerfield equalised from the spot in the 36th minute before wrapping up the 3 points in the second half with a goal from Rai Simons. Fylde were second best and could not get control of the ball for long periods as Wrexham had the quality to see the game out.
It was a poor performance from AFC Fylde in a disappointing 2-0 defeat at Solihull Moors. Poor defending saw Yussef climb above the two central defenders and power a header into the keepers bottom left corner. Fydle tried to get back into the game but seemed way off the mark and Ferguson looked very distressed on the touchline. The second goal came in the 84th minute as a long ball was played forward out of defence towards the run of centre forward Thomas who was in a battle with on-loan defender Nathan Ferguson. Ferguson tried to head the ball back to the keeper but it was a weak effort and Thomas intercepted and slotted the ball into the bottom left corner. Fylde looked like the wanted to get off the pitch right there and then. We tried to speak to manager Duncan Ferguson but he was not available for comment.
Wrexham were the much better side and possessed better quality with a 2-1 home win over AFC Fylde. Andy Bond scored a penalty in the 11th minute but Luke Summerfield equalised from the spot in the 36th minute before wrapping up the 3 points in the second half with a goal from Rai Simons. Fylde were second best and could not get control of the ball for long periods as Wrexham had the quality to see the game out.
It was a poor performance from AFC Fylde in a disappointing 2-0 defeat at Solihull Moors. Poor defending saw Yussef climb above the two central defenders and power a header into the keepers bottom left corner. Fydle tried to get back into the game but seemed way off the mark and Ferguson looked very distressed on the touchline. The second goal came in the 84th minute as a long ball was played forward out of defence towards the run of centre forward Thomas who was in a battle with on-loan defender Nathan Ferguson. Ferguson tried to head the ball back to the keeper but it was a weak effort and Thomas intercepted and slotted the ball into the bottom left corner. Fylde looked like the wanted to get off the pitch right there and then. We tried to speak to manager Duncan Ferguson but he was not available for comment.
The Penalty Box Dancer
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POOR FORM CONTINUES
Fylde took the lead through Danny Rowe but the one goal lead was not enough and bottom of the league Havant clawed one back from the penalty spot. It was another unconvincing performance from a team with hopes of the play-offs and Havant put in a good performance and earned themselves a draw.
Fylde took the lead through Danny Rowe but the one goal lead was not enough and bottom of the league Havant clawed one back from the penalty spot. It was another unconvincing performance from a team with hopes of the play-offs and Havant put in a good performance and earned themselves a draw.
Three days after Havant was a trip to Maidstone on a cold Tuesday night. Maidstone started brightly when Turgott intercepted a terrible clearance from defender Nathan Ferguson and slotted from 20 yards out. The second came after Maidstone worked the ball out from the back and resulted in a cross into the path of Dyson who had the beating of Ferguson put it past Griffiths in goal. Jim Kellerman crossed into the box from the corner and with a knock down from left back Francis-Angol, Andy Bond caught it on a left footed volley to blast it into the Maidstone goal. Fylde tried to get going in the second half as Duncan Ferguson employed a much more fluid attacking tactic with the ball being pumped down the flanks but Maidstone read the game and dealt with all balls being played into the channels. Fylde did not play well enough and now with this poor run of form affecting confidence, it is now up to the manager to turn this around.
League Table 5th February 2019
In other news, AFC Fylde brought in two youngsters for the U23 squad. Ferguson will look to get them game time out on loan in the Vanarama North or South.
JimmyJeffers
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Jesus Christ
zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was not having the best of times as a football manager. He was having an even worst time tracking down the malevolent force that was plaguing AFC Fylde. Despite his work with the Huck he was no closer to tracking down the source of all evil that permeated this club like the smell of incense at a Thai Massage Parlor.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was sad. He turned on the TV in his office/cupboard and tuned in to Sky Sports News to see what was going on.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was being discussed by an uninterested SSN presenter and John Barnes who had been wheeled out for one of his annual press outings. "Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson IS AN EVEN WORSE MANAGER THAN ME AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN" Laughed the one eyed Kopite Barnes. "I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING MORE FROM AN EVERTON LEGEND HAHAHA"
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson slumped in his seat. Whoever was trying to destroy him was far more powerful than he would believe. He was desperate for answers. He went to talk to the Huck.
The Huck was, as ever, in his workshop that he had set up in the away team showers. 'What is up Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson?' asked The Huck as he saw Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was very sad. 'People have been saying bad things about me on TV again, I feel like we are missing something so simple in our search for evil.'
The Huck looked at the list they had drawn many months ago 'Nothing makes sense, we've investigated everything and go no further, except...the Budweiser...could that foul liquid...No, how could I overlook such a thing?' The Huck went white with fear as he grabbed a demonlogy book. 'Budweiser, as we know is urine. And which foul creature drinks it own urine?'
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had the name on his lips as the Huck turned the book to the correct page.
'Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee drinks his own urine, and our players had been drinking it too!' exclaimed the Huck
'But What does all this mean?' screamed Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson
'We must find Sammy Lee' said the Huck.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was sad. He turned on the TV in his office/cupboard and tuned in to Sky Sports News to see what was going on.
<THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN IMAGE OF SSN SHOWING A CACODEMON HERE AND FERGUSON IS CRAP AS THE HEADLINE IMAGINE IT>
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was being discussed by an uninterested SSN presenter and John Barnes who had been wheeled out for one of his annual press outings. "Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson IS AN EVEN WORSE MANAGER THAN ME AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN" Laughed the one eyed Kopite Barnes. "I WOULD EXPECT NOTHING MORE FROM AN EVERTON LEGEND HAHAHA"
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson slumped in his seat. Whoever was trying to destroy him was far more powerful than he would believe. He was desperate for answers. He went to talk to the Huck.
The Huck was, as ever, in his workshop that he had set up in the away team showers. 'What is up Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson?' asked The Huck as he saw Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson was very sad. 'People have been saying bad things about me on TV again, I feel like we are missing something so simple in our search for evil.'
The Huck looked at the list they had drawn many months ago 'Nothing makes sense, we've investigated everything and go no further, except...the Budweiser...could that foul liquid...No, how could I overlook such a thing?' The Huck went white with fear as he grabbed a demonlogy book. 'Budweiser, as we know is urine. And which foul creature drinks it own urine?'
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had the name on his lips as the Huck turned the book to the correct page.
'Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee drinks his own urine, and our players had been drinking it too!' exclaimed the Huck
'But What does all this mean?' screamed Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson
'We must find Sammy Lee' said the Huck.
JimmyJeffers
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Woah! This season is going from bad to worse
This drop in form was inevitable, it always happens so don't worry about it.
I reckon playoffs is now slightly out of reach but you look clear form the drop so if it was me I'd now start changing up the team a little. The performances have been on a downward spiral for some time so if you haven't already ( maybe you have?) I'd start to freshen things up.
By now you'll know who is pulling their weight and one's who aren't or ones who need taking out due to a lack of confidence. This is where you start to earn your money!
The Penalty Box Dancer
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Thanks Mac, excellent advice.
Yarrgh
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I'm fuming at the moment. I know we might not have top quality in every position but I thought the big man and the Huck would be knocking on the door of the play off places.
Calm myself down. Put a bit of trust in Dunc. He probably needs a season and the summer transfer to really start making his Mark. Just frustrated.
Calm myself down. Put a bit of trust in Dunc. He probably needs a season and the summer transfer to really start making his Mark. Just frustrated.
The Penalty Box Dancer
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FYLDE GET DUMPED OUT OF FA TROPHY
Winning 2-0 and looking comfortable, it was a second half to forget after Gozie Ugwu was played in to be one on one with Russell Griffiths and placed it past the Fylde keeper. Nathan Ferguson's recent bad performances didn't improve after he sliced the his clearance and it ended up in his own net. The fans are asking how much longer Duncan Ferguson will persist with his namesake as his errors are proving costly for Fylde. It was sealed in the 84th minute when the cross came in from a Boreham Wood corner and Ugwu got his second. 3-2 and out of the cup. Could it be a blessing as Ferguson, with the small squad he currently has must now focus on the league and return to winning ways.
Back to league action against Chesterfield
Fylde came out attacking and scored in the first 10 minutes through on-loan midfielder Jim Kellermann. It was one touch football played out from defence in the build up to the goal and possibly one of the nicest attacking moves seen at Fylde this season. The rest of the half was promising and Fylde played with attacking fluidity but failed to double their lead. Second half and Chesterfield grabbed a goal back in the 60th minute through Fortune who on the end of a through ball slotted neatly past Griffiths. Lee Shaw made it 2-1 when Chesterfield regained possession in their own half and played a ball staright down the middle which Shaw controlled and put past Griffiths. It wasn't over as within a minute from the restart, Jim Kellermann received the ball 25 yards out and rifled it into the top left corner. It was then Fylde who gained confidence in the last 10 minutes with sheer domination in the final third but no end product, which has become a concerning factor for Fylde. Barry Corr was on the end of a long ball forward in the 94th minute and struck into the bottom right corner but the flag was up and the goal was chalked off. A positive performance and a good result against a good side. Fylde have to build on this!
Upcoming fixtures
Some very difficult opposition in March including league leaders Aldershot. What can Fylde take from these games?
Winning 2-0 and looking comfortable, it was a second half to forget after Gozie Ugwu was played in to be one on one with Russell Griffiths and placed it past the Fylde keeper. Nathan Ferguson's recent bad performances didn't improve after he sliced the his clearance and it ended up in his own net. The fans are asking how much longer Duncan Ferguson will persist with his namesake as his errors are proving costly for Fylde. It was sealed in the 84th minute when the cross came in from a Boreham Wood corner and Ugwu got his second. 3-2 and out of the cup. Could it be a blessing as Ferguson, with the small squad he currently has must now focus on the league and return to winning ways.
Back to league action against Chesterfield
Fylde came out attacking and scored in the first 10 minutes through on-loan midfielder Jim Kellermann. It was one touch football played out from defence in the build up to the goal and possibly one of the nicest attacking moves seen at Fylde this season. The rest of the half was promising and Fylde played with attacking fluidity but failed to double their lead. Second half and Chesterfield grabbed a goal back in the 60th minute through Fortune who on the end of a through ball slotted neatly past Griffiths. Lee Shaw made it 2-1 when Chesterfield regained possession in their own half and played a ball staright down the middle which Shaw controlled and put past Griffiths. It wasn't over as within a minute from the restart, Jim Kellermann received the ball 25 yards out and rifled it into the top left corner. It was then Fylde who gained confidence in the last 10 minutes with sheer domination in the final third but no end product, which has become a concerning factor for Fylde. Barry Corr was on the end of a long ball forward in the 94th minute and struck into the bottom right corner but the flag was up and the goal was chalked off. A positive performance and a good result against a good side. Fylde have to build on this!
Upcoming fixtures
Some very difficult opposition in March including league leaders Aldershot. What can Fylde take from these games?
Frankly terrifying. Would enjoy more if Huck spoke with a broken English Tonto style affectation.
Managing a protection racket might be a suitable start
Sounds like a better performance in the last game.