Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Unlike yer ma.
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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
If you truly believe that I'm not sure you even have kids[/QUOTE]
His kids were into Leo Tolstoy from 12 mate. They are very successful now, you know.
Wish I played FM when I was 9 and grew out of it when it was 12.
Would have saved lots of time, heartache and money.
Would have saved lots of time, heartache and money.
At what age did you start drumming into them that computer games were for children and sweets and chocolate were bad? 11? 12? I bet they were a right barrel of laughs telling their mates off about the sugar content of their lunchboxes and apopectlic with anger at the mention of coming over to play a bit of Mario Kart.
BirkenheadBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
lol
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
"I'm looking forward to getting started and really putting in the effort with my squads development and getting the best out of them. I will be on the training ground every morning and afternoon and finding a tactic that works best for us. I'm excited to see them play today and it gives me a glimpse of what I have in front of me. I'm sure the lads will be keen to impress and I want them to be aware there are no hiding places."
Duncan Ferguson new manager press conference - September 2018.
Duncan Ferguson new manager press conference - September 2018.
I like FM but this is a brave move doing this type of thing on here...
What was the result of the first game where he was in the stands?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Wouldn't speak to the press whilst he was playing with us. I'm out if he thinks Fylde are better than us. FFS, they're not even Watford.
...no, Bungle, you’ll find they just stop playing with dollies, toy cars, computer games etc of their own volition.
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The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Will be tonight mate. I'll update regularly.
zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson's eyes glazed over slightly as he spoke about hiding places. He'd only been at AFC Fylde for a number of days, but he already knew that this place was hiding evil. Should he inform the press about the Demonic presences that seemed to inhabit the club? He was unsure, had he even seen them at all? Had it just been an anxiety based hallucination? He'd just left a very safe job at the greatest team in the world, maybe it was part of that.
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson left the geriatric sports reporter from the Fylde Bugle in the club's media portakabin and made his way towards the training pitch. The next sight made his blood run cold and left no impression in his mind that his earlier experience had been a hallucination.
He took a look at the Central Defender that he had sent out early to work on his heading and recoiled with a slight twinge of fear. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson had seen him before the press conference, but mistaken the large size, limited vocabulary and foul stench as that of any non-league central defender. The more Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson looked at the 'Defender' though, the more it became apparent that this was in fact a beast from hell. Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson felt a weight in his hands. Had he clutched on to his shotgun throughout the entire press conference? No time to think, he squeezed the trigger and took out the first player, quickly he spun to see the other part of the central defending partnership advance. Again, without thinking Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson pulled the trigger.
He knew he'd be here every morning and afternoon, ridding AFC Fylde of the evil which seemed to envelop it's ranks.