Ward for some reason thought it was his own mother splattering turds down his chimney so returned the favour. Idiot got stuck on the roof and had to be rescued by the fire brigade. She was not happy obviously.It was his mam as well that did it.
Ward for some reason thought it was his own mother splattering turds down his chimney so returned the favour. Idiot got stuck on the roof and had to be rescued by the fire brigade. She was not happy obviously.It was his mam as well that did it.
Relegation form, let alone contract extension form.Ffs Coaster, maybe that contract extension should've waited.
Relegation form, let alone contract extension form.
Sinking like a stone. Booooo!Brentford vs AFC Fylde
8th April 2039
The first of two fixtures over the Easter weekend and Brentford could edge closer to the title with a win over play-off outsiders Fylde. It was a game Fylde were looking at as another 'cup final' as they sat four points off play-offs. Stewart Milby was involved in a behind closed doors game this week to try to rregain fitness and whilst also scoring in the match he picked up an ankle injury ruling him out for the rest of the season. Ten minutes gone and the ball was played out wide to Craddock, he slotted inside for Bytheway and he struck first time powering it past Bird to make it 1-0 to The Coasters! Against the run of play! It all started with a long ball from Thomas to Craddock. Six minutes later Sean Jordan went long and Thomas was on to it, he beared down on goal and put it into the bottom right corner! His 20th of the season and Fylde are coasting! Three minute later, Craddock ran forward and played it through to Thomas who put it into the bottom right again! It's 3-0 after 20 minutes! What a response from Fylde! Young got into the area for Brentford and Hakeem was seen tussling with him and the referee gave the penalty. Teddy Cottrell took his run-up and went down the middle to grab one back for Brentford before half-time. The Brentford fight back continued on 54 minutes when Liam Clancy's free-kick smashed past Breacker to bring the defecit to one goal. Johnson took the Fylde corner on 58 minutes and it fell to Jordan, he passed it left to Kennerdale and with a sight on goal struck the ball perfectly into the back of the net! 4-2 to Fylde! That was a great strike by Kennerdale! Liam O'Donnell was in space on the right and when he took the pass from Garner, curled the ball into the bottom corner to pull another goal back. It's a seven goal thriller in Brentford! There was devastation for Fylde with ten minutes to go as Marc Garner's long ball found Clancy who got his 15th of the season and shattered Fylde's dreams to make it 4-4! Two minutes later the ball was played down the right for Craddock and he played the ball low towards the near post and the substitute David Hill knocked it in! 5-4 to Fylde! What a game! The news came in on 85 minutes that Gillingham had equalised at Portman Road! Six additional minutes went up at the Community Stadium and Fylde were doing all they could to keep their lead. Brentford took the coner on 95 minutes and after a heart in mouth moment, Sean Jordan cleared for a throw-in. Marc Garner was found in space on the edge of the box and he touched it to Henry Bala who went for goal and beat Breacker to make it 5-5 with 15 seconds to go! What an incredible game we have witnessed, a ten goal thriller! Both sets of players are acknowledging each other after a dramatic and characteristic display.
EH: We played brilliant and to score five at Brentford is a massive achievement. I'm disappointed we lost our lead after looking comfortable but Brentford showed true warrior spirit and they deserved the point just as much as we did. It was an incredible match that doesn't really help our season but we done very well and were very creative.
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AFC Fylde vs Ipswich Town
11th April 2039
It's another huge game for Fylde and a win would be emphatic but a loss would simply mean another season in League One. Vince Bytheway was struggling with a slight hamstring injury so Stuart Greene got the nod in attacking midfield. The first half passed quite cautiously with no real threat from either side, they looked like they didn't want to expose themselves. There was good news on the stroke of half-time when Dan Carey was shoved in the back by Peter Crowe and he picked up his second yellow card reducing Ipswich to ten men. Fylde used it to their advantage and on 50 minutes Kennerdale crossed to Craddock who knocked it down for Thomas to score once again and put Fylde in front! Kayne Nurse came on for Nick Kennerdale with half an hour to go. The cheers went up when news broke of Plymouth beating Chesterfield. It was a moment of disbelief for Fylde when Jack Green's excellent pass found Kurtis Nash who scored his 23rd of the season and brought Fylde back down to earth but there were still ten minutes to go. Craddock crossed into the box and Thomas won the header but the keeper caught it. Ipswich were slowing the game down in the last few minutes. Seconds remained, Nurse played it forward and Craddock went for the volley which cannoned back off the crossbar! It's all over, Fylde will be disappointed with themselves. Henderson is on the pitch applauding the supporters as they look on in disbelief. That could be it, but there is the slightest of chances for Fylde with three games to go.
EH: We are all feeling the pain after these two games in which we were so close to a maximum six points. It would have put us in a great position but we have to focus on what we can do in the remaining games.
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FIXTURES
AFC Fylde vs AFC Wimbledon
Fleetwood Town vs Cheltenham Town
Brentford vs Chesterfield
Colchester United vs Ipswich Town
There are huge games in the next week with both Brentford and Colchester vying for the title and automatic promotion. It's another must-win game for Fylde at Mill Farm and anything but a win would end their dreams there.
They are not fit.Late goals![]()
AFC Fylde vs AFC Wimbledon
16th April 2039
Vince Bytheway was back for Fylde in another crucial game and possibly their last chance of play-offs. Fylde require the teams around them to lose which is asking for a lot at this stage of the season. Bytheway and Craddock exchanged passes on 5 minutes outside the Wimbledon box, Carey made space and took the ball and unleashed a speculative effort towards goal and put it right in the back of the net! Just the start Fylde need! Francis Johnson had a golden chance to further Fylde's lead on 60 minutes when Kennerdale played a great ball to the far post but the keeper saved well. Grant Thomas brought the ball forward on 88 minutes and passed to Craddock, Fylde had numbers in attack and Kennerdale was in space making his way into the box, the ball was played to him and he skied the chance to settle the match. 91 minutes were on the clock and Hall put the corner into the box, Fylde failed to clear and De-Vulgt knocked it over the line to equalise for Wimbledon and put an end to Fylde's season. There was one last chance for Fylde on 94 minutes, Jay Preece took the free-kick to the back post but it was cleared away, Sean Jordan chased it down and whipped it in first time, it bounced clear of the Wimbledon defence and the roar went up when Kennerdale won the header and it snuck into the bottom corner beating the keeper! Fylde have rescued it late on! Nick Kennerdale keeps the dream alive! It's all over at Mill Farm, Fylde get the much needed three points but are they still in the race for a play-off place?
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Fleetwood Town vs Cheltenham Town
Brentford vs Chesterfield
Colchester United vs Ipswich Town
LEAGUE TABLE
Sharpen the harpoonsIt's still on Coasters.
Oh for a return to the heady days of a Fylde, minute by minute, playoff thriller.
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