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It's 2039 and I'm suddenly 58 years of age, getting too old for scrapping with opposition fans every single weekend
Remember the club motto: You're only as old as the opposition fan you're throttling.
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It's 2039 and I'm suddenly 58 years of age, getting too old for scrapping with opposition fans every single weekend
This guy coasts.Never too old to be chucking harpoons into the home end for giggles, then waiting until the end of the match, see what cars are left in the car park and knowing the ones left are from some poor sod who's got a harpoon going through his shoulder blade. Get the car, take it for a spin and sell it to Al"s auto parts for scrap money and grab a Curry on the way home
Result!
I just thought it was being by the coast.I thought you could detect the whiff of old Fanny about him.
98?Remember the club motto: You're only as old as the opposition fan you're throttling.
It's always bragging rights if you nick a telegram from the Queen.
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