Current version
Big Dunc out of retirement
Lead us to playoff final
Get beat
I kidnap some players
Ship them in a container
Found in Tailand in 4 weeks time
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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
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Current version
Big Dunc out of retirement
Lead us to playoff final
Get beat
I kidnap some players
Ship them in a container
Found in Tailand in 4 weeks time
Can you imagine ending this thread, just as Dave has been roped in.
It would be like the world ending
It would be like the world ending
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
We can restart, Ferguson starts unemployed like we did back in 2018 and see where we go?
It would be like erasing all of the great memories we've had.
I say (and it's just my opinion as a fan who holds 36 Fylde season tickets) we see who takes over, get this season out the way and if we don't get promoted and the manager stinks then we have a vote of what to do.
My options for manager are
1. Duncan Veganson
2. Danny Rowe
3. Duncan Gerbilson
4. Hendo
5. Duncan FergalSharkeyson
6. Vince Bytheway
7. Duncans pigeon
8. Harry Kewell
9. My mum
10. A static Harpoon
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Vince Bytheway as Player/Manager?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Maybe the single most inspired thought in this entire forum.
To think outside the box, one must live inside the box for a prolonged period of time
maccavennie 18.3.23
NeroCeasar
Player Valuation: £6m
I have no idea what your mum could possibly do to secure the job...
Currently 7 years into a save myself, taking Oldham Athletic from the National League back to the Prem.
Everton are a mess in it. Farhad buggered off after Bramley Moore was complete, a fan consortium took over who are skint, Lampard was sacked after getting us relegated to the Championship, Rooney took over, took us back up to the Prem.
I’m in my first season in the Prem, lost 4 of my first 5 games. The only win was putting 4 past Everton, sending them bottom and getting Rooney sacked in the process. Some Icelandic fella I’ve never heard of in charge now. Everton that
Big Dunc currently first team coach at Pompey I think.
Everton are a mess in it. Farhad buggered off after Bramley Moore was complete, a fan consortium took over who are skint, Lampard was sacked after getting us relegated to the Championship, Rooney took over, took us back up to the Prem.
I’m in my first season in the Prem, lost 4 of my first 5 games. The only win was putting 4 past Everton, sending them bottom and getting Rooney sacked in the process. Some Icelandic fella I’ve never heard of in charge now. Everton that
Big Dunc currently first team coach at Pompey I think.
500 odd pages but my life is now complete, Hendo the fraudrat is gone.
Looking forward to the new chapter @The Penalty Box Dancer, have you decided what you're starting with yet?
Looking forward to the new chapter @The Penalty Box Dancer, have you decided what you're starting with yet?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I thought it would be a fairy tale ending to an epic saga of greed, betrayal, lust, success, victories, lust, losses, defeats, lust and the tragedy of football's greatest nearly man and his lusts.
I'm imagining a fine pic of Kelly Le Brock with her beautiful scrumptious boobies on display but her nippples replaced by little pics of Dunc and Hendo
Please make it so @Jimishorts