Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

Yarrgh · Monday at 10:27 AM

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
DANNY MEAD IN FORM FOR U21's

16 year old Danny Mead continued to live up to the hype and already has three goals out of five games for Everton U21's. Still studying for his GCSE's, the recently turned 16 year old was proving to be a handful for footballers almost 5 years older than him. This recent goal against Newcastle U21's was a particular highlight in Everton's 3-1 defeat.

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Blammo.

But with finesse.

JimmyJeffers · Monday at 11:19 AM

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
DANNY MEAD IN FORM FOR U21's

16 year old Danny Mead continued to live up to the hype and already has three goals out of five games for Everton U21's. Still studying for his GCSE's, the recently turned 16 year old was proving to be a handful for footballers almost 5 years older than him. This recent goal against Newcastle U21's was a particular highlight in Everton's 3-1 defeat.

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Crowd went wild there.

The Penalty Box Dancer · Monday at 11:24 AM

JimmyJeffers said:
Crowd went wild there.

Credit to the few who turned up to watch them

maccavennie · Monday at 11:27 AM

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
Credit to the few who turned up to watch them

You can see me there, front row, just to the left of the goal. I didn't celebrate as I missed the goal as I was texting some lady friend to see if she needed any assistance fitting her jacuzzi up to her new caravan purchase.

Great goal, no wonder all 25 fans went mental around me!

JimmyJeffers · Monday at 11:31 AM

maccavennie said:
You can see me there, front row, just to the left of the goal. I didn't celebrate as I missed the goal as I was texting some lady friend to see if she needed any assistance fitting her jacuzzi up to her new caravan purchase.

Great goal, no wonder all 25 fans went mental around me!

Not sure a lot of the rest of the fans really knew what was going on. They went wild after we pulled a goal back in the 82nd minute to make it 1-3. Think you get a lot of glue sniffers at the under 21 matches.

maccavennie · Monday at 11:55 AM

JimmyJeffers said:
Not sure a lot of the rest of the fans really knew what was going on. They went wild after we pulled a goal back in the 82nd minute to make it 1-3. Think you get a lot of glue sniffers at the under 21 matches.

I did wonder why Barry from the market was selling 500 bottles of no gorilla glue for a £1 outside the Harpoon Holte End

The Penalty Box Dancer · Monday at 12:18 PM

True supporters following the U21's.

Jimishorts · Monday at 12:29 PM

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
OSCAR VILHELMSSON LEAVES THE CLUB

A few rumours flying about that he was bullied out of the club due to his receding hairline and nothing to do with the lads footballing ability.

Any truth in this TPPB?

Yarrgh · Monday at 12:41 PM

Jimishorts said:
A few rumours flying about that he was bullied out of the club due to his receding hairline and nothing to do with the lads footballing ability.

Any truth in this TPPB?

It's a shame that he is just not ready for the Everton advanced forward role.

JimmyJeffers · Monday at 1:02 PM

Jimishorts said:
A few rumours flying about that he was bullied out of the club due to his receding hairline and nothing to do with the lads footballing ability.

Any truth in this TPPB?

The shine coming offa his galactic forehead kept making Beto do air shots.

davep · Monday at 2:03 PM

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
DANNY MEAD IN FORM FOR U21's

16 year old Danny Mead continued to live up to the hype and already has three goals out of five games for Everton U21's. Still studying for his GCSE's, the recently turned 16 year old was proving to be a handful for footballers almost 5 years older than him. This recent goal against Newcastle U21's was a particular highlight in Everton's 3-1 defeat.

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Remember the name, David, Medey.

The Penalty Box Dancer · Monday at 2:04 PM

Jimishorts said:
A few rumours flying about that he was bullied out of the club due to his receding hairline and nothing to do with the lads footballing ability.

Any truth in this TPPB?

His agent had a huge hand in it apparently, Fredrik Aberg. Plus he did spend last season at Blackpool so make of that what you will.

maccavennie · Monday at 2:07 PM

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
His agent had a huge hand in it apparently, Fredrik Aberg. Plus he did spend last season at Blackpool so make of that what you will

Fredrik had racked up quite a few debts down at the East Lancs mecca bingo hall I'd heard, so no surprise he wanted his client to move on to get a signing on fee.

Yarrgh · Tuesday at 11:56 AM

maccavennie said:
Fredrik had racked up quite a few debts down at the East Lancs mecca bingo hall I'd heard, so no surprise he wanted his client to move on to get a signing on fee.

The Fylde Mafia apparently. Had him up the tower at harpoon point and made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

maccavennie · Tuesday at 12:11 PM

Yarrgh said:
The Fylde Mafia apparently. Had him up the tower at harpoon point and made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Don't want to be messing with the CCC's mate (Coasters Criminal Cartel). You know what Barry Bartolli the leader is like if you get on the wrong side of him. I've still got my 1983 Swift Caravan on bricks after he robbed the wheels because I borrowed his ketchup and didn't give it him back.

He's a madman!