2022/23 Frank Lampard

[Mathieubleucoyb]

Lol

We are not beating Wolves 3-0 lol
More like they will beat us 3-0.

Who’s going to score our goals McNeal?
Or maybe Maupay with a hat trick

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Snakes on a Forum.

"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE FOTHER MUCKING SNAKES ON THIS FOTHER MUCKING FORUM!"

(ps. yes I am reading that in his voice too)

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

We are not beating Wolves 3-0 lol
More like they will beat us 3-0.

Who’s going to score our goals McNeal?
Or maybe Maupay with a hat trick

Hi mate,

Have you got anything good to say? Not just about Lampard, but about Everton in general?

Just wondering.

 

[Cameron Manning]

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"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE FOTHER MUCKING SNAKES ON THIS FOTHER MUCKING FORUM!"

(ps. yes I am reading that in his voice too)

Not being funny but who is he?

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Truth be told, I wish Ancelotti was still here. Imagine if he'd have stayed on and was properly backed.

Guess we'll never know, but I shall be convinced until the end o' days that "if only" Don Carlo had stayed for the duration that we'd 100% be going into the new stadium with either one of the domestic cups won or firmly established as a Europa League/Conf level side on an upwards trajectory.

Instead, here we are. Wondering what league we'll be in come BMD whilst he's racking up the trophy count in Madrid, cementing his name amongst the all-time greats.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Not being funny but who is he?

"SAY WHO AGAIN, FOTHER MUCKER! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE DARE YA!...."


@Cameron Manning if you've legit never heard of the original Big Sam[uel] you have a lot to catch up on (maybe not 51st State though)

 

[Colonel Getafe]

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Sweet Jehova of Bethlehem! Imagine thinking any team in the Scottish league is better than a Prem team. I'd back any team in League Two over any SPL team all day long and twice on Super Sundays.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

The select few, will still be on here Christmas Day, posting graphs, XG stats, clips from Talksport and fantasy managers.

There will be no Christmas Day ceasefire on GOT.

Well to be fair, according to my calculations on the ZX Spectrum, a 1980s VHS machine and an upside down microwave I found in a skip, we ARE currently extrapolating a +104.9-and-5-thirds% on the eXpected festivus horseshttery scale.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

I just really want it to work out for him here.

Why? I don't get the connection we've made with him at all. Maybe it's an English thing.

 

[Mathieubleucoyb]

Hi mate,

Have you got anything good to say? Not just about Lampard, but about Everton in general?

Just wondering.

We’re in a dark period right now and we got humiliated by Bournemouth.
Hard to stay positive we need a big change in everton. Do you want me to say the ship is steady because you know this would be a lie.
If we lose to wolves the fans are going to lose their minds.

 

[Nymzee]

Why? I don't get the connection we've made with him at all. Maybe it's an English thing.

???????? We're not weirdos with our own nation unlike the Irish

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Why? I don't get the connection we've made with him at all. Maybe it's an English thing.

He saved us apparently even though he put us in the relegation spots to begin with lol

 

[GrandOldSte117]

???????? We're not weirdos with our own nation unlike the Irish

Our own nation? What are you on about?

 

[Nymzee]

Our own nation? What are you on about?

You said maybe it's an English thing, and he's an English manager, aren't you suggesting that's why some of us have a strong connection with him.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

You said maybe it's an English thing, and he's an English manager, aren't you suggesting that's why some of us have a strong connection with him.

Ye? But Everton is an old English club. I've a connection with Coleman because he's Irish. Why are you so set off by it?