Funny Nicknames

[ArtetaMoney]

Any decent nicknames which you’ve heard, or called someone?

I worked with a lad we used to call “gameshow” cos he asked loads of questions.

Worked with another lad called “fatal” cos he was fat and his name was Al.

A harsher one was a lad called “beekeeper” which was short for “clumsy beekeeper” due to how ugly he was.

 

[random]

Some that I remember....


Mr Spoons - apprentice whose ears stuck out at 90' from his head and they looked like a pair of tablespoons

Another similarly afflicted lad was called wingnut

Throm - (short for thrombosis, slow moving clot)

Gmob - (grey-haired moaning old Bast....)

Charisma - (because he didn't have any)

 

[coollino]

There was someone at uni with a big head and people called him 'snipers dream'

 

[john jako]

Best nicknames ever

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I knew someone who was nicknamed ‘chicken’ Him and a tattoo guy got together and tattooed chicken in Chinese lettering on his arm. Big mistake in thinking that the Chinese alphabet was the same format as the English one and they must have just googled what was Chinese for ‘C’ then ‘H’ and so on.
A Chinese lad started work with us and he was like ‘wtf is this nonsense on your arm?!’

 

[tommye]

There was someone at uni with a big head and people called him 'snipers dream'

@chicoazul

 

[tommye]

We've got a supervisor in work we call Drill Bit because he's a small boring tool

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Worked with someone who was nicknamed thrush because he was an irritating... you get the idea.

 

[kev]

I once worked with a lad who had a 2 inch scar in the centre of his forehead. He was known to everybody as 'Moneybox'

 

[Micky_T]

I was called Jesus in school for years because I was climbing on a pile of wood and got a 6 inch nail through my foot.

 

[tommye]

We also used to have a fella worked with us with really bad exzema, we called him Cadburys, as in Cadbury's Flake.


Only the the crumbliest face...

 

[anton66]

Think every docker had some sort of nickname. Remember me arl fella talking about one called the Abbot. He had a bad stammer.

 

[Chewbacca]

Worked with a chap who had a facial tic that caused him to open his mouth and suck air.

He was known as the hot pie tester

 

[Kurt.]

My next door neighbour when we were kids was called Wayne…. Unfortunately his surname was King

Been affectionately known as Wan for the last 35 years

 

[klingklang]

A fella in work was bald except for a few strands covered over, he was known as negligee head !
One of the best was the rugby player Billy Twelvetrees. Known as Tirty Six !