Funny Nicknames

[Rita_Poon]

"Helium head" - My nickname in Year 7 as I had a huge head before

Thank fook I'm not ginger.

Matchstick?

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Lad at school made the mistake of telling someone he'd fapped using a loaf, American Pie style. Henceforth known as 'Hovis'.

Lad in my year at school made the mistake of wondering out loud what it would be like to use a watermelon for the same purpose - he’s still referred to as Sticky D*ck today despite being in his late 40s.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Bloke I played footy with here in Oz was large and unattractive. He was known as Buff (big, ugly, fat fook). Even his Mum used the nickname.

 

[larbert toffee]

Lad I worked with was called Don Orr, he had the nickname 'Kebab'

 

[tommytowne]

I once worked with a lad who had a 2 inch scar in the centre of his forehead. He was known to everybody as 'Moneybox'

Similar with me.
Young apprentice who'd had life saving surgery on his skull leaving an extremely visible scar that went right across his forehead.
Known around the factory as "flip top"

 

[arch stanton]

After a night out, we crashed at a mate's house, as we were all settling down for the night, my mate who's house it was went into one of the spare rooms to speak with one of the lads who happened to have arranged a few jazz mags out on the bed and was pulling one off, he was ever after known as Tug.

 

[TGW89]

Oh yeah, also my cousin was once working in the loft and hit something that covered him in dust. He is now known as Dusty.

 

[d34noj]

Used to work with a short fella called Anthony, got called Shetland Tony.

 

[maccavennie]

Used to work with a short fella called Anthony, got called Shetland Tony.

lol

 

[larbert toffee]

A guy I used to work with had tourettes amongst other things he would frequently stamp his right foot on the floor and was nicknamed 'Kickstart'

 

[Vegas Toffee Girl]

A male co-worker of mine and I had a mutual friend and she kept having back to back pregnancies. My co-worker (from Texas so think a southern drawl accent) used to call her Yo-yo Britches.

 

[Eggs]

….apparently Liverpool Dockers were given knicknames that stuck so much that their workmates never actually knew their real names.

My mates said one bloke was known as ‘West Brom’ because when the Foreman asked for volunteers for overtime he immediately said “I’ll be in”. One day his wife called in to say Arthur had been in an accident & wouldn’t be in for a fortnight but they had no idea who she was talking about.

 

[Barry Horne's Love Child]

A lad in our secondary school only had one testicle, got called “Womble”

 

[mccole]

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Worked with a guy called “ghost” as he used to disappear whenever there was work to do.