Funny Nicknames

[Ducans elbow]

Use to work with a bloke called
When the boat comes in, as he always had a tide mark on his neck

 

[Nymzee]

Large guy I work with is called Burger

 

[blue to the bone]

My favourite is the lad with no neck who was called near-post header.

Know a fella like this they call him dandruff. Head and shoulders !

 

[Kurt.]

Used to work in a factory with a miserable bar steward affectionately known as camel as he had always had the raging hump

Also a lad we called Adner….. due to his constant whining “if it adner been for this… if it adner been for that” …

Loads of others… Karl 10 men, Tufty, doves, billy whizz, 10 meter champion, terry the giant, doc and dic, who knows where these names come from

 

[Vintage]

Read somewhere before maybe even here a lad called his wife San Marino as she kicked off every few minutes
A friend of mine works with a guy called Pothole because everyone trys to avoid him
Knew a guy we used to call Hopalong Cassidy as he had one leg shorter than the other
Knew a gay lad called Tony and when he had a boyfriend we all called his partner Guy
Had a teacher we called screech as he was the head off your man in saved by the bell
Another teacher we had was a really fat priest and was called Friar Tuck
Also worked with a fella called the chocolate teapot as he was hopeless at everything

 

[Bluesaint]

Went to school with a lad who "allegedly" had sexual relations with his family dog, a claim he strenuously denied, and was forever known as hot dog.
Also, same school, with a lad who was falsely accused of having skid marks in his boxers (the accuser was a friend of mine) and has, to this day, been known as skidder.