Funny Nicknames

[ClausThomsen]

My next door neighbour when we were kids was called Wayne…. Unfortunately his surname was King

Been affectionately known as Wan for the last 35 years

We had one called John. We went Spanish with Juan.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

Worked with a gut called Nemo cos he had one arm shorter than the other

 

[Suttoner]

 

[Bedfordblue]

Few lads in my footy team have some corkers, there’s ‘Sick Note’ one of the centre half’s, ‘T-Rex’ the goalie, ‘Ru Paul’ our centre forward, young lad plays upfront who thinks he’s better than he is, is ‘Starboy’. Then there’s Pony Hawk our midfielder, one of our wingers is called Tampax (in for a week then out for the next 3)
Great site lads.

 

[Isathedug]

My friend called Cinders, he played in goal and always missed the the ball

 

[ste d' indica]

Lad at school made the mistake of telling someone he'd fapped using a loaf, American Pie style. Henceforth known as 'Hovis'.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Any decent nicknames which you’ve heard, or called someone?

I worked with a lad we used to call “gameshow” cos he asked loads of questions.

Worked with another lad called “fatal” cos he was fat and his name was Al.

A harsher one was a lad called “beekeeper” which was short for “clumsy beekeeper” due to how ugly he was.

We have a few here:
Tsunami mark (guess where he was on Boxing Day that year)
Broken leg rich -guess his football injury for our team
Pub closer jim
Watery eye Claire - husband has a massive Wang
Nibbles and fizz - opening night of their pub “join the celebration with nibbles and fizz”
Zoe ball- she’s called Zoe and, well, fat
Big chin James-he claims he has the biggest chin in town
No touch tim
Malcolm powder

There’s loads

 

[cronullasharks]

Fella i know who's surname is Smith. Gets called Smithy, no idea what that's about but it never fails to make me laugh.

 

[marnie]

There was some bloke who used to drink in the Little Merton in Bootle called Dennis. He was a right nark when he had had a bevvy. Pointing fingers at everyone going around in circles in the pub offering them all out . He was Known as the '' Leccy Mouse''

 

[kev]

Fella i know who's surname is Smith. Gets called Smithy, no idea what that's about but it never fails to make me laugh.

What a coincidence ? I knew him when we were kids. I always wondered what happened to him.
Didn't even know he'd emigrated. Tell him Kev said Hi. ?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Lad called 'pid.

First name Stuart, shortened to Stu.

He was.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Know a fella rumoured to have pleasured himself by placing his privates on a washing machine during soin cycle.

Known as Hotpoint.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Know a fella rumoured to have pleasured himself by placing his privates on a washing machine during soin cycle.

Known as Hotpoint.

Surely Whirltool would have been better?

 

[Rita_Poon]

handbreak
twix
dog poo
trevor

 

[TGW89]

"Helium head" - My nickname in Year 7 as I had a huge head before the rest of my body developed.
"Porky/Porkenstein" - Dad's nickname for me as I am a fat blastad.
"Grease" - lasted about a week as I started wearing hair gel around the time I started big school.

Thank fook I'm not ginger.