Gardening with Joey

[Joey66]

The kop must terrify them

It terrified me in 1970' 23,000 in one end dressed in blue and white......thousands of us though - one of their fans saved me from being crushed - I was 14 years old ......

 

[Dario Terracotta]

My dad pisses on a local badger sett for this reason. I’m not sure what the badgers think of this mind you. Probably disgusted and who could blame them

Is he a Kopite?

 

[Joey66]

My dad pisses on a local badger sett for this reason. I’m not sure what the badgers think of this mind you. Probably disgusted and who could blame them

It's all about territorial areas it works only apply it if you have problems etc
Mild beer in saucers will attract slus and they drown in the beer they only like mild beer .....

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Is he a Kopite?

He’s not I’m afraid. Although he does make an awful amount of noise when he eats.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It's all about territorial areas it works only apply it if you have problems etc
Mild beer in saucers will attract slus and they drown in the beer they only like mild beer .....

I get slugs in my kitchen sometimes. Horrible things to wake up to...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Can't believe you bought that excuse as to why he had his knob out on the middle of a field.

That’s what he told the judge anyways. Bless him.

 

[Joey66]

I get slugs in my kitchen sometimes. Horrible things to wake up to...

A Deep saucer of mild beer wake up to find them drowned or as intoxitated as @COYBL25

 

[Joey66]

That’s what he told the judge anyways. Bless him.

That's @Bruce Wayne ......arrested and he will blame me in his defence - how he rides that small bike is a miracle - no wonder he wees a lot lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

That's @Bruce Wayne ......arrested and he will blame me in his defence - how he rides that small bike is a miracle - no wonder he wees a lot lol

Typical of the London liberal elite. No idea of the way the real world works

 

[kev]

Wee sprinkled on the outside of any lawn on the soil border will keep cats from crapping on your lawn - they smell it and it makes them think they are vulnerable to an attack from a larger species.......
They are territorial creatures and the smell will stop them otherwise expect crap all over your lawn......

I use reverse psychology
I like to cover my lawn with cat crap as a way of deterring people from peeing in my borders

 

[Jimishorts]

Wee sprinkled on the outside of any lawn on the soil border will keep cats from crapping on your lawn - they smell it and it makes them think they are vulnerable to an attack from a larger species.

Does this also work for pigeons? I’m currently half way up our oak tree at the bottom of the garden, should I just tinkle down the trunk or spray with gay abandon?

 

[Joey66]

Does this also work for pigeons? I’m currently half way up our oak tree at the bottom of the garden, should I just tinkle down the trunk or spray with gay abandon?

No a twelve bore shotgun or a pellet gun a neighbour of mine used to hide in his shed with the window open, and ping the pigeons up the backside with a pellet gun not killing them, but our area became pidgeon free till he moved - the oldies feed them.......

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Does this also work for pigeons? I’m currently half way up our oak tree at the bottom of the garden, should I just tinkle down the trunk or spray with gay abandon?

Piss is for squirrels, poo is for pigeons. Lay plenty cable all around your garden. Should deter those flying rats

 

[Blues Harp]

Hi Joey I confused the advice you gave @Bruce Wayne and I’ve shot my neighbours and planted some squirrels. What slug pellets do you recommend to keep the police away?

lol lol lol lol spits tea out...

 

[Jimishorts]

poo is for pigeons. Lay plenty cable all around your garden

one step ahead of you there JJ, since the current lockdown and toilet roll shortage, I’ve been encouraging the family to “drop and squat“ in strategic places around the garden for over a month now.

ping the pigeons up the backside

is this a euphemism or should I get myself down the gun shop?

Can a Dyson be reverse engineered to shoot pea gravel?