Gardening with Joey

[Joey66]

I have dock plants on my lawn. How deep do I have to dig them out?

Why not use lawn weed and feed watering it in well, as the tap root of the dock plant will always snap and reamerge if you use a small fork ....

 

[Joey66]

What about those reverse ferrets?

Put elastic bands on the bottom of your kecks to save your vitals

 

[Billysgingham.]

I have dock plants on my lawn. How deep do I have to dig them out?

Till you cant see them.

 

[Billysgingham.]

In the garden of Eden were the forbidden fruit and the snake metaphors for sexual organs?

Most certainly.

 

[jaycee]

Most certainly.

Now why didnt Joseph give a simple answer like that?

 

[Billysgingham.]

Now why didnt Joseph give a simple answer like that?

I think he enjoys beating around the Bush.(Did you see what I did there).

 

[-Rob-]

I've literally just cut my grass half an hour ago. It's fairly yellow and patchy after a winter of neglect. @Joey66 what would you recommend to put on it to make it look like the fairways of Augusta?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Now why didnt Joseph give a simple answer like that?

That's covered in the BSc Gardening course.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I've literally just cut my grass half an hour ago. It's fairly yellow and patchy after a winter of neglect. @Joey66 what would you recommend to put on it to make it look like the fairways of Augusta?

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Trump isn't going to buy your garden mate.

 

[Joey66]

I've literally just cut my grass half an hour ago. It's fairly yellow and patchy after a winter of neglect. @Joey66 what would you recommend to put on it to make it look like the fairways of Augusta?

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I've literally just cut my grass half an hour ago. It's fairly yellow and patchy after a winter of neglect. @Joey66 what would you recommend to put on it to make it look like the fairways of Augusta?

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Just feed it or put Astro turf down - needs a good water the apply spring feed with an overs sow of lawn seed .....

 

[Joey66]

Most certainly.

Where you there Adam ...... lol

 

[kev]

what would you recommend to put on it to make it look like the fairways of Augusta?

Tiger Woods

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

My neighbour keeps trying to pull out shrubs and small trees from my garden as they "grow across the fence". The fence is 4ft.

What do you recommend out of the following:

A) remain polite, remove plants and build an 8ft fence to avoid future contact
B) enlist Big Kieran to supply security services to protect said plant
C) enlist Frang's company 'cadaver logistics' to help remove the evidence of an unfortunate accident
D) plant a load of skunk plants in his garden overnight and call the cops.

Any other ideas welcome.

 

[Billysgingham.]

My neighbour keeps trying to pull out shrubs and small trees from my garden as they "grow across the fence". The fence is 4ft.

What do you recommend out of the following:

A) remain polite, remove plants and build an 8ft fence to avoid future contact
B) enlist Big Kieran to supply security services to protect said plant
C) enlist Frang's company 'cadaver logistics' to help remove the evidence of an unfortunate accident
D) plant a load of skunk plants in his garden overnight and call the cops.

Any other ideas welcome.

If you know for certain you can fight him then just beat him up.

 

[-Rob-]

Just feed it or put Astro turf down - needs a good water the apply spring feed with an overs sow of lawn seed .....

Artificial grass is in the long term plan when I can afford it. I had it for several years in my last house. Only lived here since Oct last year so I'll have to live with real grass for a couple of years til I can save a few grand.