Gardening with Joey

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

If you know for certain you can fight him then just beat him up.

He's got a pick axe, don't fancy it. Plus, social distancing etc.

 

[Billysgingham.]

He's got a pick axe, don't fancy it. Plus, social distancing etc.

Get an extension pole with a mallet on the end.

 

[chrismpw]

My neighbour keeps trying to pull out shrubs and small trees from my garden as they "grow across the fence". The fence is 4ft.

What do you recommend out of the following:

A) remain polite, remove plants and build an 8ft fence to avoid future contact
B) enlist Big Kieran to supply security services to protect said plant
C) enlist Frang's company 'cadaver logistics' to help remove the evidence of an unfortunate accident
D) plant a load of skunk plants in his garden overnight and call the cops.

Any other ideas welcome.

As you're near Swindon you would not be noticed if you sent out blanket invitations to a bbq house party around his. Wait til the place is rammed and dob him in to the rossers.

Either that or petrol bomb him.

 

[chrismpw]

Artificial grass is in the long term plan when I can afford it. I had it for several years in my last house. Only lived here since Oct last year so I'll have to live with real grass for a couple of years til I can save a few grand.

Grass is the lungs of the planet you monster. Just feed and mow.

 

[mahermi1]

What about those reverse ferrets?

See@Orly..

 

[Joey66]

My neighbour keeps trying to pull out shrubs and small trees from my garden as they "grow across the fence". The fence is 4ft.

What do you recommend out of the following:

A) remain polite, remove plants and build an 8ft fence to avoid future contact
B) enlist Big Kieran to supply security services to protect said plant
C) enlist Frang's company 'cadaver logistics' to help remove the evidence of an unfortunate accident
D) plant a load of skunk plants in his garden overnight and call the cops.

Any other ideas welcome.

He is only allowed to prune any branches that grow over your fence - skunk will not grow outside in our climate ......

 

[Joey66]

Grass is the lungs of the planet you monster. Just feed and mow.

avoid artificial grass if not laid properly it rots and stinks of the rubber it sits on plus do you fancy cleaning the bird droppings of it daily etc - if prepared properly it's expensive a DIY job will end in disaster......

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

As you're near Swindon you would not be noticed if you sent out blanket invitations to a bbq house party around his. Wait til the place is rammed and dob him in to the rossers.

Either that or petrol bomb him.

Sadly I'm no longer in the South West, so can't play by Swindon Rules. Petrol bombing, eh?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He is only allowed to prune any branches that grow over your fence - skunk will not grow outside in our climate ......

Even overnight? I suspect one of my other neighbours would be able to donate an 'Blue Peter' style effort to facilitate said set up...

 

[Billysgingham.]

avoid artificial grass if not laid properly it rots and stinks of the rubber it sits on plus do you fancy cleaning the bird droppings of it daily etc - if prepared properly it's expensive a DIY job will end in disaster......

I need to say mate mind does not stink of rubber at anytime, also I can jet wash it and I have had it for over 3 years now and looks as good as the day it was robbed.

 

[carlos21]

I need to say mate mind does not stink of rubber at anytime, also I can jet wash it and I have had it for over 3 years now and looks as good as the day it was robbed.

good afternoon billy.

 

[Billysgingham.]

good afternoon billy.

Hello mate where have you been hiding.

 

[carlos21]

Hello mate where have you been hiding.

I have just had a break.

 

[Joey66]

I need to say mate mind does not stink of rubber at anytime, also I can jet wash it and I have had it for over 3 years now and looks as good as the day it was robbed.

You must have very good drainage then which it needs ..... if put down in poor drainage the rubber deteriorates if waterlogged then stinks ......

 

[Joey66]

I have just had a break.

Nice to see you back Carlos