Gardening with Joey

[carlos21]

Nice to see you back Carlos

Thank you buddy.

 

[Billysgingham.]

I have just had a break.

Everyone needs one mate especially you as you having to keep all these rebrobates in line.

 

[COYBL25]

My neighbour keeps trying to pull out shrubs and small trees from my garden as they "grow across the fence". The fence is 4ft.

What do you recommend out of the following:

A) remain polite, remove plants and build an 8ft fence to avoid future contact
B) enlist Big Kieran to supply security services to protect said plant
C) enlist Frang's company 'cadaver logistics' to help remove the evidence of an unfortunate accident
D) plant a load of skunk plants in his garden overnight and call the cops.

Any other ideas welcome.

Enlist @Joey66 garden services to plant a shrubs with poisonous leaves that will grow across the fence.

Either that or get Big Kieran to set fire to his house.

 

[carlos21]

Everyone needs one mate especially you as you having to keep all these rebrobates in line.

Hahaha.

 

[Billysgingham.]

You must have very good drainage then which it needs ..... if put down in poor drainage the rubber deteriorates if waterlogged then stinks ......

Mine is in the front sitting on flags, and its top quality mate.

 

[Joey66]

Mine is in the front sitting on flags, and its top quality mate.

How did you pin it down through concrete flags ? in the spacing of the flags ?
the flags will help to absorb the water too...
why did you need artificial grass, if you had nice flags?
No lawn to cut anyway?

 

[carlos21]

Everyone needs one mate especially you as you having to keep all these rebrobates in line.

How are your dogs.

 

[orly]

I need to say mate mind does not stink of rubber at anytime, also I can jet wash it and I have had it for over 3 years now and looks as good as the day it was robbed.

Agreed, it's absolutely fine if put in by someone who knows what they are doing.

 

[Billysgingham.]

How did you pin it down through concrete flags ? in the spacing of the flags ?
the flags will help to absorb the water too...
why did you need artificial grass, if you had nice flags?
No lawn to cut anyway?

I did not pin it so every now and again I roll it back and let the air circulate also I scrapped out the joints to the flags for drainage, put it over the flags for a change.

 

[Jimishorts]

@Joey66, binned off my lawn and replaced it with astro a couple of years ago. Can it be vacuumed with a regular Dyson or will It need some modifications?

 

[Billysgingham.]

How are your dogs.

They are fine mate I'm going to take them out later when it's not as hot.

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66, binned off my lawn and replaced it with astro a couple of years ago. Can it be vacuumed with a regular Dyson or will It need some modifications?

My advice is stop smoking astro turf, joking jet hose it to keep it clean or just use a jet on your hose pipe to blow crap away....

 

[neil999]

Can u eat grass if rlly ungry?

 

[-Rob-]

Grass is the lungs of the planet you monster. Just feed and mow.

The Amazon rainforest is the lungs of the planet. Very little lawn grass there.

I'm sure the planet will survive without my few square meters of very patchy grass.

 

[chrismpw]

Sadly I'm no longer in the South West, so can't play by Swindon Rules. Petrol bombing, eh?

Geez you escaped without even saying goodbye? Or more importantly, giving g a hint as to where the tunnel starts?