Gardening with Joey

[Joey66]

Yes it does, most indica strains will grow outdoors in this country, i have done plenty of outdoor grows in the past, it's quite hard work though keeping all the deer,rabbits and other little beasts away though, much less hassle indoors.

No woder the rabbits are high where you live..... they are all mixamotoised up

 

[Joey66]

Used to be quite active on a grow website called UK420 back in the day, it got shut down for some reason lol

My old boss did a course at Kew who stok ever genus of plants from all over the world the Cannabis plant was removed back in the late 1960;s as the students were picking the leaves seed etc to smoke a grow on the window sills as the common Cannabis plant was known as weed as it grew as fast as weeds do - Skunk etc is a F1 hybrid smaller the sap is stronger plant more compact - people try to set up a growing room in lofts etc - the heat off the fluorescent lighting tubes electric heated benches etc is why police helicopters fly over to heat sink lofts radiated out of the loft is easily detected. They soon to catch out people - dont try it you will be caught easily........
I can remember when you could buy these growing kits .....they have been sussed by the police now......

 

[anton66]

@Joey66 My wife has a delicious flowering currant, which she keeps nice and trim throughout Summer.
What’s the best way to keep it moist
@COYB

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66 My wife has a delicious flowering currant, which she keeps nice and trim throughout Summer.
What’s the best way to keep it moist?

I don't advise what you do in your bedroom.....

 

[COYBL25]

@Joey66 My wife has a delicious flowering currant, which she keeps nice and trim throughout Summer.
What’s the best way to keep it moist
@COYB

You’ve tagged the wrong person in !

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

But when everyone too lazy to mow ten square metres of grass has done the same?

*the amazon is being decimated so that the cancer of our earth, the yanks, one of the wealthiest and fattest nations on the planet, can eat cheap burgers. Every bit of vegetation counts you lazy get.

Amended.

 

[Eggs]

...well, @Joey66, can you take cuttings at any time of year?

 

[Joey66]

...well, @Joey66, can you take cuttings at any time of year?

yes softwood cuttings now till August - August - October semi ripe with a heel - Oct/November hardwood cuttings ....

 

[-Rob-]

But when everyone too lazy to mow ten square metres of grass has done the same?

I'm not responsible for everyone, I can only control my few square meters

 

[Joey66]

You’ve tagged the wrong person in !

Yes it should have been a Anne Summers helpline store soft moist bush...... lol

 

[-Rob-]

I don't know about gardening mate but you might want to put in that missing fence panel to stop the neighbour from perving on your missus. You never know where @Bungle could be.

My neighbiur kept saying he'd get a fence panel but kept putting it off. Now we're in lockdown, he can't get any so he has no choice but to watch my missus sunbathing naked. He's not made of wood.

 

[Paris]

Part of my low maintenance landscaped garden in spring colour all year around -
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I do love a well landscaped man

 

[Joey66]

My neighbiur kept saying he'd get a fence panel but kept putting it off. Now we're in lockdown, he can't get any so he has no choice but to watch my missus sunbathing naked. He's not made of wood.

His portion maybe.....

 

[Simon Buttle]

My old boss did a course at Kew who stok ever genus of plants from all over the world the Cannabis plant was removed back in the late 1960;s as the students were picking the leaves seed etc to smoke a grow on the window sills as the common Cannabis plant was known as weed as it grew as fast as weeds do - Skunk etc is a F1 hybrid smaller the sap is stronger plant more compact - people try to set up a growing room in lofts etc - the heat off the fluorescent lighting tubes electric heated benches etc is why police helicopters fly over to heat sink lofts radiated out of the loft is easily detected. They soon to catch out people - dont try it you will be caught easily........
I can remember when you could buy these growing kits .....they have been sussed by the police now......

All the modern Cannabis strains are hybrids from the same 7 original heirloom/landrace strains that all originate from parts of Asia. Cannabis does obviously grow in other parts of the world such as Africa and South America but strains like Swazi Gold and Mexican Sativa and Colombian Gold did not really get mixed in till a bit later. Skunk no1 is a mix of Mexican and Colombian Sativa's and Afghani which is an Indica (i think)
The whole growing in a loft thing, unless you actually box it off and set it up properly i would never personally suggest growing in a loft, i mean why would you want to lugging big bags of compost up into the loft that's before you even get to the watering especially if you are doing a hydroponic setup. I hav'nt grown anything for a few years now but even when i did there is stuff you can buy (not cheap mind) that you put around the lights and if you have a proper air flow setup you can disperse the heat so the choppers don't see sod all. Still get the grow kit's also, don't forget the hydroponic stuff is designed for for growing fruit and veg and even normal flowers, It's great for growing massive ornamental flowers.

 

[neil999]

Cows do also their appendix is the main organ to help the process of digesting grass , and producing milk in a human being the appendix does nothing ......you can live without one ...... no function for it at all .....

Well.. I wasn't expecting that, thanks Joey... Just need to turn into a cow