Lowste
Player Valuation: £30m
Lennon was far more influential for us but unfortunatly isnt spanish, hasnt a sexy name and once had silly eyebrows and said "INNIT" a bit. I dont understand the hysteria about a lad who loved a stepover.... x2 too many I may add...admittedly scored a couple of goals but then went missing...Lennon scored 2 too ...won a pen aaaand ran loads for the cause, infecting the rest of our lazy bellends to decide to try the same. They even admitted it. "We saw him running a lot, even trying to change the game....made us look bad, so...we had a meeting.tried it and.....yeah we suddenly looked more interested"..."we even (at times) deserved a portion of our wages".......aka phillip Jagielka.
I want the pair of them