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Gerard Deulofeu - Once a Blue, always a Blue

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Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.


Jesus tap dancing Christ...
 
Spanish paper El Mundo Deportivo reporting we're getting this chap on loan from Barcelona.

Choosing us over Spurs as he's more likely to play here.

I don't know much about this guy. 19 and a forward. That's it.

Anyone know any more?

I was watching 'ESPN Press Pass' last night and they put up the front page of that paper. The main story was about the possible move of
Sergio Ramos to Man U, and below that was the headline DEULOFEU AL EVERTON POR '6 KILOS'
I did Spanish at school, but apart from knowing that I weigh about 85 of them I'm not sure what kilos they're talking about.
 
Im talking assits, del not known for assits but creating space, we still need a play maker
Err, not sure how you got that impression.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/club/everto...eu-ability-to-influence-matches-helps-everton
Yet the ability to influence matches remains apparent; the potential is clear and plentiful for a player blessed with a happy knack of creating assists at a rapid rate, despite restricted playing time -- Deulofeu ended his two season-long loans at Everton and Sevilla with the best minutes-per-assist rate in the team.

Only Carlos Bacca delivered more league assists in a Sevilla shirt last season (six) and Deulofeu's five assists arrived at a team-best rate of one every 157 minutes. Those figures compare favourably to his new (old) teammates -- only Leighton Baines registered more assists, and no Everton player created assists at a faster rate.

Similar figures accompanied his first stint on Merseyside, with the then 19-year-old returning three goals and three assists in only 895 minutes of football -- equal to less than 10 full games. The three assists materialised at a team-best rate of one every 298 minutes.
 

And there's the problem with GOT, right there in a nutshell.

You spent a couple of minutes vaulting a beaut and ripping the back out of him and you get way more likes and reputation than a preview which can take two hours of thought and searching for the right photos.

They says its important to know your audience, well I do, and you're all a bunch of horrid monsters.
 
And there's the problem with GOT, right there in a nutshell.

You spent a couple of minutes vaulting a beaut and ripping the back out of him and you get way more likes and reputation than a preview which can take two hours of thought and searching for the right photos.

They says its important to know your audience, well I do, and you're all a bunch of horrid monsters.
OK I admit your previews are good. When you aren't ripping me a new one.
 
Err, not sure how you got that impression.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/club/everto...eu-ability-to-influence-matches-helps-everton
Yet the ability to influence matches remains apparent; the potential is clear and plentiful for a player blessed with a happy knack of creating assists at a rapid rate, despite restricted playing time -- Deulofeu ended his two season-long loans at Everton and Sevilla with the best minutes-per-assist rate in the team.

Only Carlos Bacca delivered more league assists in a Sevilla shirt last season (six) and Deulofeu's five assists arrived at a team-best rate of one every 157 minutes. Those figures compare favourably to his new (old) teammates -- only Leighton Baines registered more assists, and no Everton player created assists at a faster rate.

Similar figures accompanied his first stint on Merseyside, with the then 19-year-old returning three goals and three assists in only 895 minutes of football -- equal to less than 10 full games. The three assists materialised at a team-best rate of one every 298 minutes.

Thanks for that, gives me hope. Didn't he have a poor record before coming on loan with us.
 
Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.

#ChicoForPresident

Seriously though, who goes on other teams forums to wind their support up?

Utter blert of a lad and Chico correctly put him in his place
 

Thanks for that, gives me hope. Didn't he have a poor record before coming on loan with us.
Hadn't heard of the lad before he joined us so no idea, sorry. If ever FBBarca reappears perhaps ask him!

However watching this video he did seem to score more than assist although there are at least 3 assists in it. No sure there will be many complaints if he gets in double figures for goals though ;)
 
Who is this FCBarca fella then ?? That was truly an incredible piece of putdowness right there.. we're not worthy. I am sober at this time and noticed a fair bit of negging came my way...Im never reading and posting fully tanked again..would hate to be on the end of a ripping like FCBarca recieved....Cold man....funny as hell mind.
 
And there's the problem with GOT, right there in a nutshell.

You spent a couple of minutes vaulting a beaut and ripping the back out of him and you get way more likes and reputation than a preview which can take two hours of thought and searching for the right photos.

They says its important to know your audience, well I do, and you're all a bunch of horrid monsters.


You name them, I will shame them!:coffee:

monsters.webp
 

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