Gerard Deulofeu - Once a Blue, always a Blue

[JAYTALITY]

Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.

10/10 review Chicory. My intellect hasn't reached for the word pwned in a long time but there you have it.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

*snip*

Some classic vaulting mate, but go easy on the lingo

 

[KevMirallas]

Don't mate...he's been massively smug and has earned every bit of it.

I did say almost.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Some classic vaulting mate, but go easy on the lingo

The umpire has called it! He's overruled the linesman but hawkeye confirms that it did clip the baseline, fabulous backhand to win the set.

 

[ilikecheese]

Some classic vaulting mate, but go easy on the lingo

The boy has a talent...his name calling is world class...there, I said it.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The boy has a talent...his name calling is world class...there, I said it.

He's decent, but I don't think he'd get in the Barca first team for it

 

[bizzaro]

Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.

@FCBarça knows nothing about FFP either.

Just putting that out there.

@MoutsGoat

 

[EddyKent]

Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.

Goodnight sweet prince.

 

[royalblue66]

Going to miss him.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.

Well, that's a bit embarrassing.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Do you know how much of a beaut you are? I'm starting a vault with a quote from @Zatara that makes you look a tit. That's how bad things are.





So much about the club of his dreams you cockspanner. Once a blue always a blue eh?




Oh really?






Self praise is no recommendation you yankee doodle Franco whoring bellwipe.






My personal favourite.

And you said it so cooly. You slobbering pisspig.








Both moved to England for not much money like, shitface.



No.




You were right about this mind, he will be supported better than he has been. In front of Goodison Park and not a bunch of kopite type cringey glory hunters pretending they have Spanish roots.

How's them apples?

Now do one.

....and the veteran takes down the young pretender with the full might of his massive Bootle bonce.

He's handed out a brutal beating here.

Some of the crowd have had to turn away, they can't continue to watch this........

 

[The Mighty Quint]

When Deulofeu is officially unveiled as an Everton player next month and gives his first interview, he will be asked what convinced him to snub the others and join Everton.

Martinez will be a big part of his answer.

The same applies to Tom Cleverley whose relationship with Martinez, forged at Wigan in 2010, was the defining factor in him rejecting the advances of Southampton, Villa and Arsenal to sign in at Goodison.

So Arse and Soton in for The Clev?

I do hope Martinez gets it right and gets off to a flyer this season, can't help but like the fella, but he tested all our patience last season.

 

[Ollie d]

Hello @FCBarça you cockmunching jarg wannabe Spaniard.

Come on mate leave the true Catalan/Swiss/American itk alone ,he played this one like T How ,its just unfair!

 

[MACCA75]

Absolute tears at 'you slobbering pisspig'.