Getting off a toilet seat

[Ashtonian]

Is there something you'd like to share with the group........?


















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i haven't personally.

 

[Gladystweet]

i haven't personally.

Hmmmm. A "friend" hey? It's ok, you're amongst friends.

 

[Ashtonian]

Hmmmm. A "friend" hey? It's ok, you're amongst friends.

haha you arent supposed to open pie tins with your bare hands either but i had a go at it.

just sharing some general knowledge with the group. that's all

 

[Moomin]

his infamy will live on lol

what got him banned then?

Don't think it helped when he threatened to stab Eric's mum in the neck with a fork and would iron her face.

 

[Ashtonian]

Don't think it helped when he threatened to stab Eric's mum in the neck with a fork and would iron her face.

lol fair enough.

seems that topic of conversation results in instant ban, RIP Sagey

 

[tommye]

Little trivia for you

technically you are meant to sit on the toilet backwards. the way it is designed plus your arse is designed, you would be musch better off sitting facing the wall rather than outwards.

completely true!

Same as you technically should squat not sit on a toilet, again our genetics are better suited for that.

 

[Gladystweet]

It's beginning to make sense now......

 

[The Cowboy]

It's beginning to make sense now......








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It's a perfectly oval seat for chuffs sake. How exactly does sitting the other way round make any difference?

 

[Gladystweet]

It's a perfectly oval seat for chuffs sake. How exactly does sitting the other way round make any difference?

The missus would throw me out if she caught me on the bog like that...

 

[Joey66]

It's a perfectly oval seat for chuffs sake. How exactly does sitting the other way round make any difference?

All depends who is standing behind you with you having no exit, trapped facing the wall with your Kecks around your ankleslol

 

[Gladystweet]

All depends who is standing behind you with you having no exit, trapped facing the wall with your Kecks around your ankleslol

Joey, put this bad boy on ya crimbo list....

 

[Bungle]

@Ashtonian If your Mrs needs somewhere to go toilet until yours is fixed then she can piss on me.


(Again)

 

[Joey66]

Joey, put this bad boy on ya crimbo list....





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I wonder where the wing nuts are for @Ashtonian to get to on that Rolls Royce of a bog arelol

 

[degsy]

I wonder where the wing nuts are for @Ashtonian to get to on that Rolls Royce of a bog arelol

Doesn't really matter Joey, @Ashtonian won't be able to get them off even if he could find them.
There must be some serious crossed legs in that house

 

[tommye]

Ash. Do you want me to come and fix it ffs?