Zatara
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I know about that, I mean in general.
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I'm simply 'ahead of the game'...
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I know about that, I mean in general.
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Strange fetish @Ashtonian has...i've got to be honest here, i've never considered how to "get off" a toilet seat. It's an inanimate object ffs.
As for "toilet seats to get you off", the Japanese ones which shoot water are brilliant. Warm and comfortable and fully automated...
Don't go to B&Q, there's always a massive queue for Long WeightsSome seats are sort of anchored to stop them slipping. If the nut is just turning like you said it is, chances are the Long Weight is jammed, so you will need to ask for one of them as well.
B & Q will have Long Weights in stock, but dont usually display them cos they are pretty specialised, so make sure you ask.
Go home Ash, you're drunk.Little trivia for you
technically you are meant to sit on the toilet backwards. the way it is designed plus your arse is designed, you would be musch better off sitting facing the wall rather than outwards.
completely true!Go home Ash, you're drunk.
Bold words from a man who destroyed his toilet seat.completely true!
Same as you technically should squat not sit on a toilet, again our genetics are better suited for that.
haha i never broke it. Was half broken when we moved in and then came away some point over the past 12 months. i wasn't aware until i was cleaning the thing and it came away the other week.Bold words from a man who destroyed his toilet seat.
Frankly, I have absolutely no problem pooing and have never contemplated the utterly ludicrous idea of hugging the cistern in an attempt to achieve peak defecation.
Little trivia for you
technically you are meant to sit on the toilet backwards. the way it is designed plus your arse is designed, you would be musch better off sitting facing the wall rather than outwards.
was he a fountain of random facts also?What? lol
You and MickM86 would have been the dream team on here
Indeed mate, and a classic story teller.was he a fountain of random facts also?
his infamy will live on lolIndeed mate, and a classic story teller.
He's sorely missed God rest his soul