Getting off a toilet seat

[Joey66]

Joey. You gave me an idea yesterday mate. Just ordered this on eBay.












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Imagine how many wing nuts will sieze up on that monster is it a bog or a love machinelol

 

[tommye]

Imagine how many wing nuts will size up on thatlol

Yeah but your wang nuts would be nice and warm

 

[Gladystweet]

Just errr, going for a bit of "me" time.

 

[Gladystweet]

Yeah but your wang nuts would be nice and warm

 

[Joey66]

enough tomfoolery , how ya doing today mate?

Not too bad an amusing thread Don it's dumped to new depthslol

 

[tommye]

Not too bad an amusing thread Don it's dumped to new depthslol

It was sh1t to begin with...

 

[Donald Twain]

Not too bad an amusing thread Don it's dumped to new depthslol

not surprising though with some of the ballcocks spouted on here lately!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

While we're on the subject of DIY I've got a problem with my front door when I go to close it it doesn't feel like it actually closes properly do I have to lift the handle up then turn the key or do I turn the key then turn the handle up some bloke in work said you have to turn the handle up first but I'm not sure can anybody help lads?

have you tried moving house?

 

[Baines' left foot]

have you tried moving house?

Can't get out the front door mate.

 

[tommye]

Can't get out the front door mate.

Rip it off it's hinges Achilles

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Can't get out the front door mate.

has your house not got windows ? or do you live on floor 28 of nelson mandela house?!

 

[tommye]

has your house not got windows ? or do you live on floor 28 of nelson mandela house?!

Mans don't get through windows with those shoulders lad

 

[Gladystweet]

has your house not got windows ? or do you live on floor 28 of nelson mandela house?!

Sake mate. Don't give him ideas, he's had a go now.

 

[tommye]

Sake mate. Don't give him ideas, he's had a go now.







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He did attempt to use the window but caught a reflection of himself and spent the next 4 hrs admiring said reflection. He'd forgotten what he was there for after that.

 

[The Cowboy]

Shudder to think how Ash's toilet is looking right now, no seat and broken bolts crudely poking through the pan holes. Makes the toilet on Trainspotting look like an award-winning public convenience.