Getting old

[JimmyJeffers]

I keep getting mad big massive white hairs that seem to form overnight and obscure my vision till I pluck them.

Lad. Don’t pluck them! Grow them out! The world needs to see. Get a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches and freak out kids at bus stops.

 

[Voodoo Billy]

"Youth is wasted on the young"

 

[Joey66]

Ive got 1 of them Joey, ive been putting off doing it weekly, but yeah, its getting there.

I once went for an interview to Scunthorpe, the bloke in front of me had that many hairs growing out of his ears - he looked like a chimpanzee - horrific - thank god I failed the interview - it was right by the football shed of a Stadia - the parks' office ..... I was about 21 years old ......

 

[tommye]

I keep getting mad big massive white hairs that seem to form overnight and obscure my vision till I pluck them.

Want me to come round with my power tools and give you a once over hun?

 

[Goat]

Want me to come round with my power tools and give you a once over hun?

Can you drill my back out?

 

[cronullasharks]

Was a true coming of age when after getting my haircut the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed.

I look forward to the eyebrows and ear lobe trim more than the haircut these days. More and more grays and less brown in the hair that gets lopped now too.

 

[Joey66]

Was a true coming of age when after getting my haircut the hairdresser asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed.

I do that with the trimmers, one slip up no eyebrows for a month lol

 

[tommye]

Can you drill my back out?

I can drill you and see if that helps

 

[Goat]

I do that with the trimmers, one slip up no eyebrows for a month lol

I did mine the other day with my head clippers, but I used a guard so I didnt look a TIT.

 

[cronullasharks]

Once a month massage (not a rub 'n' tug) sorts out all the kinks in the back and neck. Been going for i reckon 6 or 7 years now, one of the best things i ever did.

 

[Joey66]

I did mine the other day with my head clippers, but I used a guard so I didnt look a TIT.

Have you got hairy Tits too?lol

 

[Tommy.]

It’s great. Go to a Turkish barbers and they will fry those boys!

Can't agree with this recommendation. My first (and last) time involved 2 cotton wool buds covered in magmatic wax up my hooter and then 2 fustfuls of said wax in each ear followed by utilising a towel and this steam thing to presumably hard cure my near airtight head.

Then he got to removing the wax...

 

[Joey66]

Once a month massage (not a rub 'n' tug) sorts out all the kinks in the back and neck. Been going for i reckon 6 or 7 years now, one of the best things i ever did.

Have you tried Lime street, a lot cheaper for that treatment lol

 

[JLW]

That groan you start making when getting up of the couch

Ye knees sound like they need a tin of WD40

 

[roydo]

Dont mind getting older. Better than the alternative. So far, any aches and pains I get are traced back to playing footie, but the eyebrows? Well weird.