Getting old

[chrismpw]

You not discovered Subtitles mate? , tis the only way to watch Tv as you get older . By chance we watched a subtitled version of Top Gun - Maverick last month, wonderful things.

If only @Joey66 's posts had subtitles we could better understand what he says.

 

[COYBL25]

Getting old - my hearing aids due to noise in the work place a klaxon on the incoming works telephone in Northwich with illness never been back - just had new ones fitted by the NHS - he claimed my old ones were antique lol

& to use them just for watching TV - a much state-of-the-art test, far more comfortable to wear .... I can hear the birds tweeting now - they had better stop eating my Webb's Wonderful lettuce in my grow bags lol

You’ve been doing so well recently too Joey.

Just say No Joe.

 

[Joey66]

You’ve been doing so well recently too Joey.

Just say No Joe.

Bend over....lol

 

[Prevenger17]

I like this Creepy Joey and want him to stick around telling young un's to bend over

 

[matty1878]

How rubbish is it?

Spent all day yesterday doing jobs around the house, picking up kids toys mainly! Now my back is actual broken.

Also ive noticed that my sentence forming is getting worse, missing complete words off sentences, adding words that dont belong, just general derpisms that I never made in my younger days. I aint even gonna talk about the penis things.

Lets have a good old moan about getting old.

Young uns, pipe down.

i’m 41 have tons of illnesses a glass back

i go from forgetting we’re my phone is even if it’s in my hand

to can’t change a bulb

meh

 

[matty1878]

I like this Creepy Joey and want him to stick around telling young un's to bend over

oh my god lol

 

[matty1878]

Bend over....lol

how old are you joey mate?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

how old are you joey mate?

 

[Prevenger17]

how old are you joey mate?

Old enough to bend you over unwillingly

 

[Rita_Poon]

warm being to hot, cold being down right freezing. also that last one taking an age to chase away (especially legs & feet)

 

[matty1878]

Old enough to bend you over unwillingly

oh my god lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I like this Creepy Joey and want him to stick around telling young un's to bend over

It’s an odd choice of catch phrase yet effective

 

[xena]

No, my 36dd's get in the way

Not so little then Sue ?

 

[Yarrgh]

Bend over....lol

Who swapped Joey's sugar for crushed viagra?

"Put another sugar in this love, it's a bit bitter even with just one spoonful."

 

[Littlesue]

Not so little then Sue ?

Vertically challenged, down to 4ft 10 and a bit now ?