Getting old

[TyphooToffee]

Can't agree with this recommendation. My first (and last) time involved 2 cotton wool buds covered in magmatic wax up my hooter and then 2 fustfuls of said wax in each ear followed by utilising a towel and this steam thing to presumably hard cure my near airtight head.

Then he got to removing the wax...

Have a shave and haircut at a Turkish barber. They'll flame your ear and nostril hair. But be careful, the last time I had one the barber decided to colour my hair and beard too. I came out looking like Rip Torn in MIB!

 

[roydo]

Brian Setzer!

Did you dress for the occasion?

Rockabilly Roydo.

lol

Nah. They were amazing though. That weekend, on Friday I saw the Cats, Saturday Don Maclean, and the Sunday, Motorhead. Different days.

 

[lesbattersby]

Tonight is the highlight of my week, I put my bins out.

 

[Joey66]

At what age does the big light come on

30 years upwards ......
Plus early in the morning up one two relate to just putting your socks on ......

 

[Joey66]

The adverts on the TV seem really noisy.

They are, they pump the volume up.....

 

[Ray Purchase]

Tonight is the highlight of my week, I put my bins out.

What a load of garbage.

 

[Joey66]

how old are you joey mate?

A bit better but definitely coming of GLP1 injections for diabetes as, looking at it, they originate from the back of a lizards tongue, & are prone to give you cancer in the long run - a nasty way to lose 1/2 a stone with sickness & the tom tits & I am only on a low dose

 

[lesbattersby]

What a load of garbage.

Not tomorrow it won't

 

[Ray Purchase]

Not tomorrow it won't

Les, I refuse to get into an argument with you over this.

 

[matty1878]

A bit better but definitely coming of GLP1 injections for diabetes as, looking at it, they originate from the back of a lizards tongue, & are prone to give you cancer in the long run - a nasty way to lose 1/2 a stone with sickness & the tom tits & I am only on a low dose

kinell joey wanna hug x

 

[kev]

how old are you joey mate?

A bit better but definitely coming of GLP1 injections for diabetes as, looking at it, they originate from the back of a lizards tongue, & are prone to give you cancer in the long run - a nasty way to lose 1/2 a stone with sickness & the tom tits & I am only on a low dose

GOT CLASSIC!
lol lol lol Oh god, my sides ache. lollollol

 

[Drico]

 

[Littlesue]

Do men have the same trouble as us older ladies that when you cough or sneeze you p**s yourselves??,

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Lowering or turning off the car radio to concentrate on directions or when parking/manoeuvring - never had to that until recently.

I do that all the time!

 

[NathDogg]

I do that all the time!

Not long ago I was skidding into parking spaces like ace Ventura, songs blasting til I switched the car off so everyone knew I had arrived.

Now I’m like Mr. Magoo ffs.