Getting old

[tommye]

Glucagon-Like Peptide 1 receptor agonists.
You have to have diabetes for them to have all those benefits...at least as far as the evidence suggests so far. Except for weight loss. They can help anyone lose weight.

@Kurt.


Sounds perfect mate. x

 

[Kurt.]

@Kurt.


Sounds perfect mate. x

I’m svelt actually x

 

[anton66]

Noticed no matter how much I shake still always end up with a 10p piss stain on my trousers. Walking round the office at work trying to cover it up. Never used to happen. Probs be a 50p stain in a few years then a saucer stain by the time I’m 60.

Is amazing. Do all you old boys wear nappies? Lucky buggers.

Maybe just wear a skirt.

 

[tommye]

I’m svelt actually x

Like a mountain is bumpy darling.

 

[Kurt.]

Like a mountain is bumpy darling.

It’s always bumpy mounting Goat’s mar

 

[tommye]

Noticed no matter how much I shake still always end up with a 10p piss stain on my trousers. Walking round the office at work trying to cover it up. Never used to happen. Probs be a 50p stain in a few years then a saucer stain by the time I’m 60.

Is amazing. Do all you old boys wear nappies? Lucky buggers.

Have you tried drying l'il Jim under the hand drier?
Just wave it about gently within the air flow for between 30 and 60 seconds.

Godspeed x

 

[Jimishorts]

Have you tried drying l'il Jim under the hand drier?
Just wave it about gently within the air flow for between 30 and 60 seconds.

Godspeed x

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Have you tried drying l'il Jim under the hand drier?
Just wave it about gently within the air flow for between 30 and 60 seconds.

Godspeed x

Here man. I don’t work for Versace you know. Only paper towels in my work.

 

[Kurt.]

Have you tried drying l'il Jim under the hand drier?
Just wave it about gently within the air flow for between 30 and 60 seconds.

Godspeed x

I’ve had so little action lately I doubt I’d last 30 seconds with something blowing my knob ?

 

[anton66]

Have you tried drying l'il Jim under the hand drier?
Just wave it about gently within the air flow for between 30 and 60 seconds.

Godspeed x

Whilst wearing boxing gloves.

 

[tommye]

I imagine the ladies of the forum could benefit somewhat from this method too.

This springs to mind for some reason...

 

[tommye]

Here man. I don’t work for Versace you know. Only paper towels in my work.

Speak to HR mate
I'm sure they'll be sympathetic

 

[toffee82]

Noticed no matter how much I shake still always end up with a 10p piss stain on my trousers. Walking round the office at work trying to cover it up. Never used to happen. Probs be a 50p stain in a few years then a saucer stain by the time I’m 60.

Is amazing. Do all you old boys wear nappies? Lucky buggers.

I stopped wearing white boxers years ago.

Even in my teens there would be enough seepage for a bit of a yellow patch.

Has anyone owned white boxers and never produced any kind of stain? Far too much pressure. Don't get me started on skids.

 

[tommye]

I’ve had so little action lately I doubt I’d last 30 seconds with something blowing my knob ?

When you back from ye jollies sugartits?

 

[tommye]

I stopped wearing white boxers years ago.

Even in my teens there would be enough seepage for a bit of a yellow patch.

Has anyone owned white boxers and never produced any kind of stain? Far too much pressure. Don't get me started on skids.