Getting old

[Kurt.]

When you back from ye jollies sugartits?

Land in Liverpool Monday evening squire, taking a boat trip to Rhodes tomorrow for the day

 

[Goat]

Lads?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Don't get me started on skids.

 

[anton66]

I stopped wearing white boxers years ago.

Even in my teens there would be enough seepage for a bit of a yellow patch.

Has anyone owned white boxers and never produced any kind of stain? Far too much pressure. Don't get me started on skids.

Best bet for white ones is to wear them low down your arse and have your knob hanging out them.

 

[toffee82]

Best bet for white ones is to wear them low down your arse and have your knob hanging out them.

So I was just wearing them wrong?

 

[anton66]

So I was just wearing them wrong?

Let’s just say the shock factor is a lot less after you take them off.

 

[RAFUH]

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[SerenityNigh]

No, my 36dd's get in the way

I’d guess your neighbor might be interested in helping out if you ask

 

[SerenityNigh]

Do men have the same trouble as us older ladies that when you cough or sneeze you p**s yourselves??,

I think Joey answered that, same but different

The dreaded follow through .......

 

[Nymzee]

Noticed no matter how much I shake still always end up with a 10p piss stain on my trousers. Walking round the office at work trying to cover it up. Never used to happen. Probs be a 50p stain in a few years then a saucer stain by the time I’m 60.

Is amazing. Do all you old boys wear nappies? Lucky buggers.

The micky drips

 

[degsy]

Best bet for white ones is to wear them low down your arse and have your knob hanging out them.

Pics or gtf

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Pics or gtf

No, Degs...put the single malt down sir, you've gone mad.

 

[degsy]

No, Degs...put the single malt down sir, you've gone mad.

Don't ask, don't get; is my motto.
But if it did happen??

Scenes

Its a long closed season and the distaff side could use a laugh - we all could

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Don't ask, don't get; is my motto.
But if it did happen??

Scenes

Its a long closed season

Many on here don't need encouragement, ask the ladies.

In "getting old" news, I've called in ill to work today...used to go to work even when I should have been in a doctor's office.

Feck it.