Getting old

[Rita_Poon]

Anyone elses plops smell change when they hit 30+

Like if you go in the bogs after an arl feller has been in, the stench is just old and musty. Me and my mates feel ours have changed since hitting the 30 barrier.

"I say Caruthers, I do detect a little cedar and is that a hint of evergreen? That twigs and spinach diet paying off handsomely..."
"Why certainly Tarquin, since going ultra vegan the cash I've saved going to the butchers has been a life changer but theres a bonus, now my daily motions have a smattering of natural woodiness to go with the treacle I've saved on air freshener as well, and think of the environment..."
"You always were a smug bugger, now I know why"

*names for effect.

 

[Nymzee]

….30 aint getting old, Nymz.

Who said it was

 

[Eggs]

Who said it was

…erm, this thread.

 

[Nymzee]

…this thread.

Is where you come to to get answers from older people, obviously

 

[Eggs]

Is where you come to to get answers from older people, obviously

…..i doubt many of us can remember that far back.

 

[tommye]

The snowflakes are melting.

30. Getting old.


Bless their pathetic little hearts.

 

[Groucho]

The snowflakes are melting.

30. Getting old.


Bless their pathetic little hearts.

I just hurt everywhere now

 

[tommye]

I just hurt everywhere now

Hurts when you move, hurts when you don't.


Ffs lol

 

[Buckers]

I think things are starting to turn when you have to plan trips around toilets before anything else.

 

[lancs blue]

I think things are starting to turn when you have to plan trips around toilets before anything else.

Isn't that what George Michael did

 

[Buckers]

Isn't that what George Michael did

Less cottaging more pissing.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone elses plops smell change when they hit 30+

Like if you go in the bogs after an arl feller has been in, the stench is just old and musty. Me and my mates feel ours have changed since hitting the 30 barrier.

@micknick

 

[Buckers]

Anyone elses plops smell change when they hit 30+

Like if you go in the bogs after an arl feller has been in, the stench is just old and musty. Me and my mates feel ours have changed since hitting the 30 barrier.

My Dad used to lay some real humdingers. I guess I must do the same these days.

 

[carlos21]

The snowflakes are melting.

30. Getting old.


Bless their pathetic little hearts.

Yo Tommy.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Less cottaging more pissing.