Getting old

[Littlesue]

Do they do twinkly ones for the Christmas tree?

They light up when a bit of wee leaks out

 

[chrissyjack]

Is it the cold weather ? I seem to be peeing more frequently

 

[scratchnsurf]

Don’t mind aging but started waking up at 5:30 am every morning to take a piss

That late ?

Exactly the same time for me. And its usually with a woodie, so I have to do the golden arch and try and make sure I get the force just right or the piss goes absolutely everywhere

3:30 for me, it's so routine now after a couple months (only started recently) that I don't really notice now. Luckily I'll be out 2 mins after I'm back in bed...would suck if you have trouble with that part.

Joking aside chaps, might 'want' to get your prostate checked.

 

[Sadken]

I have a piss at six o clock every morning, trouble is I don't wake up until half past six.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Joking aside chaps, might 'want' to get your prostate checked.

I'm good; being a nurse, the other half's already given me the lecture after the first week it started. My issue is I'm drinking something or other almost all day up until bedtime, a habit I have from working so many years outside in the AZ heat (which I don't do as much any more) and having heat exhaustion once and being dehydrated constantly (young+dumb). Just getting older; like I need another reminder. Thanks, Doc. (not you, mine)

 

[LEONARD]

Is it the cold weather ? I seem to be peeing more frequently

Same here, I have switched to decaf Coffee and Tea, but not much difference.

 

[chicoazul]

I've had blepharitis this year. It's bloody annoying. Is that an old person's thing?

Blephagel from the chemist on the eyelids and eyelashes (that’s where the eyeAIDS lives) for a few days and it’s gone mate.

 

[Billy Dean]

I don't think it is age related. I was getting an eye test about 15 years ago and the ophthalmologist copped it - I thought it was just an allergy.

Boots do a good foam to treat it - my eyes are nice and clear again after about four days using the foam.

Blephagel from the chemist on the eyelids and eyelashes (that’s where the eyeAIDS lives) for a few days and it’s gone mate.

Cheers lads I'll have a look

 

[Pootsy]

Same here, I have switched to decaf Coffee and Tea, but not much difference.

Chez Pootsy switches to decaf Tea/Coffee after 4pm. Stops the evening caffeine crash and after midnight bathroom wanders.

 

[Buckers]

Exactly the same time for me. And its usually with a woodie, so I have to do the golden arch and try and make sure I get the force just right or the piss goes absolutely everywhere

So nice to hear others with the same problem?. Just open your front door and let rip, or back door if you’ve got houses opposite.

 

[Ivo]

I have a piss at six o clock every morning, trouble is I don't wake up until half past six.

Same here but a number two.

 

[longers]

Farts going from silent to violent

Used to be able to drop stealth bombs no problem, however since I hit late 30s It’s become increasingly difficult to remain covert.

 

[roydo]

since I hit late 30s

Off topic here. Its the "getting old" thread ffs!

 

[Nymzee]

Anyone elses plops smell change when they hit 30+

Like if you go in the bogs after an arl feller has been in, the stench is just old and musty. Me and my mates feel ours have changed since hitting the 30 barrier.

 

[Eggs]

Anyone elses plops smell change when they hit 30+

Like if you go in the bogs after an arl feller has been in, the stench is just old and musty. Me and my mates feel ours have changed since hitting the 30 barrier.

….30 aint getting old, Nymz.