Getting old

[Nymzee]

Mid 40s. Surprisingly health issue free. Bar asthma. Loads of my school buddies have back, knee, high blood pressure, cholesterol issues.

No back issues suggests you’re short.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

No back issues suggests you’re short.

Nope, well over 6ft

 

[Nymzee]

Nope, well over 6ft

Do you own a Lazarus pit

 

[Nymzee]

Nope, well over 6ft

Actually: do you know what a Lazarus pit is

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Actually: do you know what a Lazarus pit is

Not until I googled it lol.

I wish I did!

 

[Nymzee]

Not until I googled it lol.

I wish I did!

Proper grandpa. Don’t even know Batman.

 

[Joey66]

Gout... since my big operation my acid in my blood is double that it should be -on the waiting list to go back for test .....

 

[Brisan123]

Had 2 sessions now with a chiropractor, basically frees up some verebrae by basically using a technique that lifts you off your feet, then she’s a tens machine for about 25 minutes… downside though is sticking pins into the damaged area of my back which is bloody painful …

All for the bargain price of £50 a session

A dominatrix would charge more but at least you’d get a happy ending

 

[COYBL25]

Waking up at 2am every night for a piss and not complaining

If you start getting up any more than this, I`d go and get your prostrate checked.

This is exactly how my symptoms started.

Getting up once in the middle of the night and then almost getting up like for like, for every pint I drank ( if that makes sense )

I know you`re much younger than me, but it`s just something to be aware of

 

[Nymzee]

If you start getting up any more than this, I`d go and get your prostrate checked.

This is exactly how my symptoms started.

Getting up once in the middle of the night and then almost getting up like for like, for every pint I drank ( if that makes sense )

I know you`re much younger than me, but it`s just something to be aware of

No way I’m letting some big bloke finger my arse.

I do wee an enormous amount though. But I also drink like 4 litres of water so there is that haha.

 

[COYBL25]

No way I’m letting some big bloke finger my arse.

I do wee an enormous amount though. But I also drink like 4 litres of water so there is that haha.

Seriously, when I had my test, I didn`t even know that the Doctor had done it - it was lady too

* It`s one of the biggest early killers of fellas, for the simple reason you`ve mentioned above.

 

[Brisan123]

No way I’m letting some big bloke finger my arse.

I do wee an enormous amount though. But I also drink like 4 litres of water so there is that haha.

A blood test is you need to check it now
Fingering is not necessary, unless of course you ask for it

 

[Nymzee]

Seriously, when I had my test, I didn`t even know that the Doctor had done it - it was lady too

* It`s one of the biggest early killers of fellas, for the simple reason you`ve mentioned above.

Haha really? I am 33 this year so getting nearer the check up time. Don’t scare me like this on a Saturday morning ffs

 

[Connor mcloud]

Christ, you lot are depressingly decrepit.

The thread title gives it away

 

[Damo_1878]

Age comes to us all