Getting old

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Love getting old, make excuses to not go out on "do's". Just cant be arsed, my legs hurt walking from pub to pub....I can't sit downto drink, cos I get tired and then just dont drink much... I don't do drugs anymore becasue I love my sleep too much.

So I stay in, drinking hot drinks, watching documentaries.

Pig in [Poor language removed].
 


You know you're old when your poo's smell like your dads.

I was having this convo with my mates recently. We've just turned 30 and I was like "remember that smell of old people, why do they smell like that now? Is it an age thing?" lol
 

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