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Goodison, here I come

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Seriously though, if anyone does want to meet up for a pint before or after the match, let me know. I've been told I'm friendly and approachable, and that I conceal my thirst for human blood very well.

I might just turn up to see how your bird looks, i will be in one corner with bryan & Chico, Bungle and Woolly in another, Nick and his 'Klan' in another (i joke Nick :bye:) waiting for your arrival. It will be like the Bar scene in Star Wars, music stops everyone stares and then passes judgement on your missus norks. :pint2:
 
Name this pub from the description given -

I walked through the door and the odour gripped me immediately. It’s not a simple smell, it’s like a fine wine in that the smell is layered and complex. The first note you get is pee. Old stale pee. The thick dark urine of drinkers. The smell you get in subways and pee alleys. Then sweat. Not the hot sweat of a gym goer. This is a dry sweat which has festered under the armpits of men too lazy to take their coats off as they drink. Then there’s something sweet and strange like rotting meat. If you take a deep breath you begin to get the subtle tones of human schiedt which permeate the air. Horrible.
 

Name this pub from the description given -

I walked through the door and the odour gripped me immediately. It’s not a simple smell, it’s like a fine wine in that the smell is layered and complex. The first note you get is pee. Old stale pee. The thick dark urine of drinkers. The smell you get in subways and pee alleys. Then sweat. Not the hot sweat of a gym goer. This is a dry sweat which has festered under the armpits of men too lazy to take their coats off as they drink. Then there’s something sweet and strange like rotting meat. If you take a deep breath you begin to get the subtle tones of human schiedt which permeate the air. Horrible.


Sounds like an inter-dimensional gateway into @Boss_Blue's arse.
 
Can't wait until someone makes the first serious recommendation here. I'm getting bummed over there, aren't I?

I shall PM you with details of where the ( what ? ) clique occassionally meet, but before I do that they'll have to decide whether or not you're worthy of their presence.
 

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