Goodison, here I come

[Bungle]

http://www.wikihow.com/Safely-Meet-a-Person-You-Met-Online

FFS, come on mate business is hard enough without you posting links like this, just leave him to discover the pitfalls for himself like all the others.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

@the esk you're not a moderator in real life, pal

 

[Sapie88]

I'm on a date on Saturday so if it doesn't go well I'm coming to stalk join you.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Give the Panormanic restaurant a go if it's a nice weekend, great views and food.

http://www.panoramic34.com/index.php

 

[Sapie88]

Make sure you visit Bootle. Described as The French Riviera of Britain.

 

[steken1]

I will be 30 on the Saturday. Drink-wise, a nice pub would be great, we don't like clubs and we're not big fans of young people puking in each others shirts and whatnot.

Alright Prevski, go up county rd before the match for a few hours. After have a couple then get to town. The grapes on Matthew St or the William Gladstone on Victoria st should do you fine.

 

[Bungle]

If you care to venture south then Slough Bus Station is a must.

 

[Sapie88]

If you care to venture south then Slough Bus Station is a must.

I've been there. I stayed at the Premier Inn/Travelodge in Staines when I played golf at Wentworth, we ventured in to Slough to see if there was anywhere more depressing.

 

[Bungle]

I've been there. I stayed at the Premier Inn/Travelodge in Staines when I played golf at Wentworth, we ventured in to Slough to see if there was anywhere more depressing.

Staines and Slough in one visit? What an absolute treat that must have been. I think between them they currently house more Somalians than Somalia.

 

[Sapie88]

Staines and Slough in one visit? What an absolute treat that must have been. I think between them they currently house more Somalians than Somalia.

I fingered a bird from Staines that weekend.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Going to the Man United match, arriving Friday evening and heading back on Monday. I am veeery excited. I've been once before, but myself and the girlfriend just wandered about aimlessly and stumbled upon things. Any advice for this time around? We like to eat, so if you could point me in the direction of some nice pubs and restaurants, that would be great.

If you're in town, just head toward Liverpool One - loads of decent bars and restaurants around there.

To eat - Viva Brazil - http://www.vivabrazilrestaurants.com/
To see - Musuem - just over the road from the restaurant above! http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/mol/ - Also you're close to the Albert Dock if you like..err Docks.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Sounds like an inter-dimensional gateway into @Boss_Blue's arse.

LOL.

I'd ruin the gateway into your arse if you were daft enough to meet up with me.

 

[Boss_Blue]

If you're in town, just head toward Liverpool One - loads of decent bars and restaurants around there.

To eat - Viva Brazil - http://www.vivabrazilrestaurants.com/
To see - Musuem - just over the road from the restaurant above! http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/mol/ - Also you're close to the Albert Dock if you like..err Docks.

Listen to this man.

He speaks sense.

 

[RAFUH]

If I remember correctly, @johnnydawg68 was stood up by almost the entirety of GOT when he went to Alma de Cuba. Not sure what you should take from this.

'twas a shameful evening in GOT's history that

Y'all (collective GOT no-showers here) were intimated by @johnnydawg68 good looks and charming ways.

You feared you'd receive no attention from the ladies as long as he was around and the very real possibility that you would fall victim to his charms yourselves.

I don't think @Prevenger17 has anything to worry about

 

[Prevenger17]

LOL.

I'd ruin the gateway into your arse if you were daft enough to meet up with me.

You underestimate my arse, mate. It's been smashed by bigger and more powerful things than you could carve out of a 10 foot slab of concrete.