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Goodison, here I come

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Name this pub from the description given -

I walked through the door and the odour gripped me immediately. It’s not a simple smell, it’s like a fine wine in that the smell is layered and complex. The first note you get is pee. Old stale pee. The thick dark urine of drinkers. The smell you get in subways and pee alleys. Then sweat. Not the hot sweat of a gym goer. This is a dry sweat which has festered under the armpits of men too lazy to take their coats off as they drink. Then there’s something sweet and strange like rotting meat. If you take a deep breath you begin to get the subtle tones of human schiedt which permeate the air. Horrible.
I you sure that's not your bedroom
 

No mate

It's actually the backroom at Smokey Mo's where ya Mar spends most of her hours gargling on salty goodness. Sign above the door ' The Gummy Gobbling Gabbott '

Christ mate, he's made a light hearted comment and you've comeback with that, bit harsh. If you'd seen what he'd posted about his mum less than a week ago you'd realise that was an unwise comment.

Probably worth deleting mate
 
Christ mate, he's made a light hearted comment and you've comeback with that, bit harsh. If you'd seen what he'd posted about his mum less than a week ago you'd realise that was an unwise comment.

Probably worth deleting mate
Comes to something when YOU of all people are the voice of reason.

I'm logging off.
 
Comes to something when YOU of all people are the voice of reason.

I'm logging off.

Just trying to save him some hassle, think he's posted stuff before and had to apologise so trying to do him a favour .

No skin off my nose if he wants to leave the daft comment there though, just not really appropriate given the circumstances.
 
Just trying to save him some hassle, think he's posted stuff before and had to apologise so trying to do him a favour .

No skin off my nose if he wants to leave the daft comment there though, just not really appropriate given the circumstances.
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Mate, it just pays to be careful what you say sometimes, I'm sure he took it in the spirit it was intended but with recent events it was just ill timed.

You also spelt apologise wrong.

LOL

It really comes to something when you're typing this.

Apologies all around. I am sometimes an absolute belter. I need to stay out of the ale house.
 
LOL

It really comes to something when you're typing this.

Apologies all around. I am sometimes an absolute belter. I need to stay out of the ale house.

No problem mate, I'll let the sly dig go as well as you've clearly had a bad day already.
 
Mate, it just pays to be careful what you say sometimes, I'm sure he took it in the spirit it was intended but with recent events it was just ill timed.

You also spelt apologise wrong.
LOL

It really comes to something when you're typing this.

Apologies all around. I am sometimes an absolute belter. I need to stay out of the ale house.

Lads, I don't see how this is going to help @Prevenger17 enjoy his trip or how I'm going to be any more jealous. Stay on topic, ok?
 

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