kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
Dear Farhad pick your friends carefully, as the guy sat next to you the other day is a fraud
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helpimonfire
Player Valuation: £35m
Dear FM
I noticed you hardly ever go the game. Bad armchair you are lad.
So, can I have your ticket when you are not using it so I can ignore Bill?
I noticed you hardly ever go the game. Bad armchair you are lad.
So, can I have your ticket when you are not using it so I can ignore Bill?
In some ways Farhad, welcome home
PKwalnuts
Player Valuation: £15m
...dear Mr Moshiri
Saviour of Everton Football Club.
Ignore the haters, you crazy sausage.
Life is short, give us mad times.
Beats no investment and knife to a gunfight glass ceiling mediocrity that we had just before you arrived.
Love from
PK - Top Balcony Blue
P.S. you may have seen me in the Top Balcony sit in, being moved then appearing in the Main Stand, then being moved again, then appearing in the Family Enclosure...
I was just errrmmm observing proceedings for you.
P.P.S. Lend us a 100k
Saviour of Everton Football Club.
Ignore the haters, you crazy sausage.
Life is short, give us mad times.
Beats no investment and knife to a gunfight glass ceiling mediocrity that we had just before you arrived.
Love from
PK - Top Balcony Blue
P.S. you may have seen me in the Top Balcony sit in, being moved then appearing in the Main Stand, then being moved again, then appearing in the Family Enclosure...
I was just errrmmm observing proceedings for you.
P.P.S. Lend us a 100k
Dear Farhad
If you are serious about making this club better then please do the following:
Appoint a young manager looking to prove themselves for the long term
Appoint a director of football and let them do their job free from interference
Employ the best footballing experts in every area of football operations
Employ the best business and commercial experts in every area of the commercial operations
Let them do their jobs
Stop taking advice from people who do not care about our club
Lay out the collective club vision on how we move forward over the next few years
Listen to fans and create better lines of communication with supporters
Stop talking to the media directly through random texts or statements
Accept that you have made mistakes, apologise, learn from them, delegate to experts and then we can move forward.
If you cannot, or do not want to do the above, then please sell the club and let someone else take over.
Thanks
Tim
If you are serious about making this club better then please do the following:
Appoint a young manager looking to prove themselves for the long term
Appoint a director of football and let them do their job free from interference
Employ the best footballing experts in every area of football operations
Employ the best business and commercial experts in every area of the commercial operations
Let them do their jobs
Stop taking advice from people who do not care about our club
Lay out the collective club vision on how we move forward over the next few years
Listen to fans and create better lines of communication with supporters
Stop talking to the media directly through random texts or statements
Accept that you have made mistakes, apologise, learn from them, delegate to experts and then we can move forward.
If you cannot, or do not want to do the above, then please sell the club and let someone else take over.
Thanks
Tim
Dear Farhad, what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
That’s a long list of things he hasn’t done in 6 years.
tsubaki
Player Valuation: £90m
Farhad,
We imagine owning a football club must be like being a mother duck at feeding time, surrounded by strange beaked creatures all screaming for what they want and not concerned about where it comes from whilst you are feverishly treading water.
We aren't going to lecture you about what this club means to us, about the great teams of the past or the all the lost hordes that have followed good and bad down the decades. All of this is both well known to you and irrelevant to what we are talking about now.
As the owner you do have a responsibility to pass this thing of ours on to the next generation in a better state than you found it. To do that won't need millions spending on luxury players, it doesn't mean stuffing the club with well-paid "legends" in the staff and the boardroom and it isn't out of reach of you even now (though I imagine it must feel like it is).
All it needs, all the fans really want is for the club to be well-run; do that and the great teams, the trophies and everything else worthwhile follows. We understand the board is frustrating; we've been frustrated by them for years. We understand the sport is fixed against us; it has been for years. Your annoyance is our annoyance, fundamentally.
However we don't understand or like the state we are in and we urgently need you to fix it. To do properly it will need much better standard of advisor, a much better standard of board and a more committed owner who has learned from his mistakes.
We imagine owning a football club must be like being a mother duck at feeding time, surrounded by strange beaked creatures all screaming for what they want and not concerned about where it comes from whilst you are feverishly treading water.
We aren't going to lecture you about what this club means to us, about the great teams of the past or the all the lost hordes that have followed good and bad down the decades. All of this is both well known to you and irrelevant to what we are talking about now.
As the owner you do have a responsibility to pass this thing of ours on to the next generation in a better state than you found it. To do that won't need millions spending on luxury players, it doesn't mean stuffing the club with well-paid "legends" in the staff and the boardroom and it isn't out of reach of you even now (though I imagine it must feel like it is).
All it needs, all the fans really want is for the club to be well-run; do that and the great teams, the trophies and everything else worthwhile follows. We understand the board is frustrating; we've been frustrated by them for years. We understand the sport is fixed against us; it has been for years. Your annoyance is our annoyance, fundamentally.
However we don't understand or like the state we are in and we urgently need you to fix it. To do properly it will need much better standard of advisor, a much better standard of board and a more committed owner who has learned from his mistakes.
Dear Farhad
I am the top booer in the entire UK. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will boo you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with not listening to the fans and appointing Benitez ? Well think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Iran and France and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can boo you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my mouth closed. Not only am I extensively trained in booing, but I have access to an entire arsenal of booers on County Road and I will use them to their full extent to blow your ear drums off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution Kenwrights little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, he would have held his tongue. But he couldn't, he didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Kenwright out.
I am the top booer in the entire UK. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will boo you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with not listening to the fans and appointing Benitez ? Well think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Iran and France and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can boo you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my mouth closed. Not only am I extensively trained in booing, but I have access to an entire arsenal of booers on County Road and I will use them to their full extent to blow your ear drums off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution Kenwrights little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, he would have held his tongue. But he couldn't, he didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Kenwright out.
If you have a friend and that friend sells you Alex Iwobi, they're not really your friend.
Debunkology
Player Valuation: £10m
Dear Far,
I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom....
I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom....
peskyrobot
Player Valuation: £6m
You exceeded the 2-3 sentence limit. Can you trim it down a bit?
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