Groucho's Fact Hunt

Groucho · April 27, 2015

Under a lot of junctions in Liverpool, there are some medieval suicide victims buried beneath, as was the custom of the time. A lot are still there, including bodies beneath Tithebarn St/Vauxhall Rd and Everton Rd/Breck Rd/Heyworth St.

Carrots may hold the key to the laws of the Universe: http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/laser.html

scratchnsurf · April 27, 2015

Groucho said:
Carrots may hold the key to the laws of the Universe: http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/laser.html

Guess what you can do with a plate of lovely vegetables? And it's got nothing to do with sex or slimming.

Who'd have thought you can do stuff with vegetables that's got nothing to do with sex?

Apparently, some people actually eat them.

Groucho · April 27, 2015

scratchnsurf said:
Who'd have thought you can do stuff with vegetables that's got nothing to do with sex?

Apparently, some people actually eat them.

Why would you want to eat them?

scratchnsurf · April 27, 2015

Groucho said:
Why would you want to eat them?

It's a sick world Grouch and the internet isn't helping.

Groucho · April 27, 2015

scratchnsurf said:
It's a sick world Grouch and the internet isn't helping.

@Morag knew a girl who did "things" to herself with carrots.

French, she was.

This was way before we all had internet access.

scratchnsurf · April 27, 2015

Groucho said:
@Morag knew a girl who did "things" to herself with carrots.

French, she was.

This was way before we all had internet access.

I couldn't really say why, but a carrot doesn't seem the most obvious choice to me. I guess they are cheap and full of Vitamin A.

Groucho · April 27, 2015

scratchnsurf said:
I couldn't really say why, but a carrot doesn't seem the most obvious choice to me. I guess they are cheap and full of Vitamin A.

Perhaps an aubergine would be too far?

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · April 27, 2015

I'd have thought a cucumber would be the obvious choice, ribbed and has cum in it.

And then you can slice it up and put it on some sarnies.

More tea Vicar.

blue4eva77 · April 27, 2015

Groucho said:
@Morag knew a girl who did "things" to herself with carrots.

French, she was.

This was way before we all had internet access.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · April 27, 2015

A comment that's made after someone farts is called a flatusalutation.

e.g.

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump !!

"More tea Vicar"

"No thanks dear it makes me trump."

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump !!
"Who stepped on a Toad ?"

scratchnsurf · April 27, 2015

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
I'd have thought a cucumber would be the obvious choice, ribbed and has cum in it.

And then you can slice it up and put it on some sarnies.

More tea Vicar.

Exactly. Courgettes could be used as part of the training. Aubergines though, sounds dangerous but when you consider what can be squeezed out of there, perhaps not.

scratchnsurf · April 27, 2015

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
A comment that's made after someone farts is called a flatusalutation.

e.g.

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump !!

"More tea Vicar"

"No thanks dear it makes me trump."

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump !!
"Who stepped on a Toad ?"

That should be in that sh*te thread I started about made up words.

peteblue · April 28, 2015

Groucho said:
@Morag knew a girl who did "things" to herself with carrots.

French, she was.

This was way before we all had internet access.

I wondered where gingers came from........

COYBL25 · April 28, 2015

" Cats Eyes " were invented by Sir Percy Shaw from Halifax in 1933. He got the idea when he realised that when it was dark he had been following the light reflected from the steel tram lines when he was driving .

Groucho · April 28, 2015

The highest temperature that was ever recorded on Earth was in 1922 in Libya. It reach 58 degrees celcius.

Some parts of the world have less gravity than others. Canada's Hudson Bay has less land mass, so there is less gravity there.