2017/18 Gylfi Sigurdsson

[mkrudden]

There's certain categories of oddballs and I embrace most of them to be honest, but he's a bit sinister and is likely to turn up on your doorstep to murder you at any given time for not agreeing with his opinion. If we start to get a load of murders where a little bag of Gylfis hair is left at each crime scene then I think we know the culprit.

Worrying times whilst he's on the loose, stay vigilant Michael.

He does have lovely hair.
I think he's quite handsome tbh but my good lady doesn't see it.
She prefers Niasse, Williams and Martina.
Make that what you will.

 

[Bungle]

He does have lovely hair.
I think he's quite handsome tbh but my good lady doesn't see it.
She prefers Niasse, Williams and Martina.
Make that what you will.

I suspect therefore that this is an accurate representation of her vagina?

 

[Connor]

She prefers Williams and Martina.

You poor thing.

 

[mkrudden]

I suspect therefore that this is an accurate representation of her vagina?

Uncanny mate.

 

[Hickson9]

He's building a good collection of goal of the season contenders for himself.

Hopefully he can pull it out of the bag again on Saturday as I can't see us creating many chances.

 

[Efcjake]

Someone disagree with him and he'll pull out the 'You're Autistic' shouts and then'll run away to Reddit.

I can't remember if I seen him getting laughed at on here or Reddit first. He is one strange egg this one.

 

[Zatara]

He's at it across all platforms of social media and you have to admire a man for that sort of commitment. Here he is on the other Everton forrum, apparently being accused of being a RAWK WUM, who'd have thought.

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And here he is on Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/user/rickyryder/comments/

I also remember he used autism as an insult and told the mods how to do their jobs on his last visit as @SiggyTheBlue, and for that reason I've had to report him in the hope of another swift banning.

@Groucho @roydo

We need someone like him in the media...he reminds me of the red pundits.

 

[Zatara]

He does have lovely hair.
I think he's quite handsome tbh but my good lady doesn't see it.
She prefers Niasse, Williams and Martina.
Make that what you will.

DCL, Holgate and Lookman? Or are they too boyish for her?

 

[mkrudden]

DCL, Holgate and Lookman? Or are they too boyish for her?

Ill ask her mate but I think she likes the "more experienced players".
There's definitely a trend with who she likes...I just can't put my finger on it?

 

[Frang]

Ill ask her mate but I think she likes the "more experienced players".
There's definitely a trend with who she likes...I just can't put my finger on it?

 

[dannyboy]

Predict he's going to get dogs abuse after this game but I doubt David Silva could do anything in today's line up. There's hardly anything for him to play off in the starting XI.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Dogs abuse would be to kind. Way off the pace. Could have made a difference but I suppose the big game mentality dogged him.

 

[sageyefc]

Dogs abuse would be to kind. Way off the pace. Could have made a difference but I suppose the big game mentality dogged him.

Only does anything against crap sides

 

[blue61]

Put a shift in like everyone else.

 

[Walken]

never a top class midfielder, but ran himself to a stand still, with the odd sprinkling of quality