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Hair loss

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Shave the remnants off yourself like I do, just leaving a random unmown strip somewhere around the back where you can't see you missed a bit. It adds to your unique identity around town.

The brain produces a lot of heat, but is easily damaged by that heat, so with balding, evolution has determined a solution to increase heat loss that for the more powerful brain. Equally, less powerful brains need to be kept warm with bountiful hair.

You don't see many bald women, do you? Eh lads? Lads?
 

Depends on the shape of your head. If you've got a proper masculine bonce like Zidane then get rid and watch them come sliding up to you. If you've got a bit of an odd shaped head, maybe even a cone and baldness is inevitable I'd suggest a one way ticket to Switzerland. Sorry if that sounds harsh but image is everything.
 
Depends on the shape of your head. If you've got a proper masculine bonce like Zidane then get rid and watch them come sliding up to you. If you've got a bit of an odd shaped head, maybe even a cone and baldness is inevitable I'd suggest a one way ticket to Switzerland. Sorry if that sounds harsh but image is everything.
Your not wrong
Zidane is the sex
 

Shave the remnants off yourself like I do, just leaving a random unmown strip somewhere around the back where you can't see you missed a bit. It adds to your unique identity around town.

The brain produces a lot of heat, but is easily damaged by that heat, so with balding, evolution has determined a solution to increase heat loss that for the more powerful brain. Equally, less powerful brains need to be kept warm with bountiful hair.

You don't see many bald women, do you? Eh lads? Lads?
*Runs for bomb shelter*
 
The more common side effects that can occur with finasteride include:
  • decreased sex drive.
  • trouble getting or keeping an erection.
  • ejaculation disorder.
  • increase in breast size and tenderness.
  • skin rash.
At least it won't kill you like the Dave's AZ vaccine.

The option that I suggest is to switch the idea of a tattoo to your head. I'm not suggesting that you get a picture tattooed on your bonce, the alternative that I propose is to get a stealth skinhead tattooed on your head. Those of you from Liverpool may remember that this was a technique pioneered by Cherry Blossom AKA Boot Polish Head, a heroic character who used creative thinking to hold back the ravages of time.
 

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