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What happened to just accepting it
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How is your comb over?What happened to just accepting it
You missed out the do nothing optionAs I enter my 40s i’ve been happy to notice by thinning hair and growing bald patch. Not sure how to play things from here though so I’ve drawn up a list of options.
The laissez faire option. BrutalYou missed out the do nothing option
Just let it go - polish the smooth bits, comb the hairy bits, get on with your life, the hair will do what it does anyway.
Good hair that mate. Terrible Dali print mind you. So that evens it out
Good hair that mate. Terrible Dali print mind you. So that evens it out
Well who painted it then?Aint my picture mate. But thanks
Shave the remnants off yourself like I do, just leaving a random unmown strip somewhere around the back where you can't see you missed a bit. It adds to your unique identity around town.
The brain produces a lot of heat, but is easily damaged by that heat, so with balding, evolution has determined a solution to increase heat loss that for the more powerful brain. Equally, less powerful brains need to be kept warm with bountiful hair.
You don't see many bald women, do you? Eh lads? Lads?
Born bald, live bald, die baldShave the remnants off yourself like I do, just leaving a random unmown strip somewhere around the back where you can't see you missed a bit. It adds to your unique identity around town.
The brain produces a lot of heat, but is easily damaged by that heat, so with balding, evolution has determined a solution to increase heat loss that for the more powerful brain. Equally, less powerful brains need to be kept warm with bountiful hair.
You don't see many bald women, do you? Eh lads? Lads?
Don't worry - red hair is particularly good at emitting infra-red heat, so it must be a sign that your brain is relatively active (not as good as black hair though). Blonde would be the worst emitter suggesting that minimal cooling was necessary - stands to reason.