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Hair loss

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At least it won't kill you like the Dave's AZ vaccine.

The option that I suggest is to switch the idea of a tattoo to your head. I'm not suggesting that you get a picture tattooed on your bonce, the alternative that I propose is to get a stealth skinhead tattooed on your head. Those of you from Liverpool may remember that this was a technique pioneered by Cherry Blossom AKA Boot Polish Head, a heroic character who used creative thinking to hold back the ravages of time.
I have a friend who has a hairline tattooed on his head. Went full Jean-Luc Picard young. Major complex about it, so was over the moon when he realised he could try this approach. Get him three days away from clippers and it looks hilarious.
 
I have a friend who has a hairline tattooed on his head. Went full Jean-Luc Picard young. Major complex about it, so was over the moon when he realised he could try this approach. Get him three days away from clippers and it looks hilarious.
In all seriousness, I know this can really affect a lot of people’s confidence. I tend to find that dealing with these issues (slap) head on is often the best way.
*chops up another line of finasteride
 

My take on this is simple: if you can't grow your hair to an extent that makes you resemble a Viking warlord, you may as well just shave it all off. Otherwise how much money are you going to spend over your lifetime on haircuts and various gels, waxes and other styling guff?

EDIT: I went bald at 32.
Never mess with a balding man with long hair. Clearly doesn’t have a care in the world. Will attack.
 


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