Hello!

[Efcjake]

Which is a weird one, as there's quite a few other teams supporters who come on here, who are in the main well received.

So why pretend ?.

Because he had been banned before for doing people's heads in.

 

[Soap]

If I had to guess, I'd say what probably got peoples backs up as far as you're concerned would be the sheer amount of negative and United-centric posts you made in the first month or two of your account being up.

I'd say I've made a far better case for you being @Jim Lahey than you being Butters.

Here's the things you and Jim both have in common:

1. A Swansea IP address
2. A father/in-law who supports Swansea
3. A wife and son
4. Supporting United
5. Calling Rooney "Fat Waz"
6. Constantly talking about RAWK and RedCafe

I don't have a Swansea IP address though so try again!

 

[Efcjake]

Really? That's quite the claim. Did you manage to get any sleep last night?

I slept like a baby.

 

[COYBL25]

Well, seeing as I'm not pretending to be a United fan, that renders your post moot, no?

Lol.

The beggining of the end.

Soon, very soon

 

[Moomin]

@Soap confess and i will allow you to roam the savanah in peace.

 

[Soap]

@Efcjake

You need to get out more mate

 

[BlueLlama]

No denial he's guilty as sin. Kill him with fire.

 

[Efcjake]

Because it is slow at work today, here's an overview of some United related posts you made in the first month of your account.

Yet more Man Utd cast offs for us. Phil Neville, Darron Gibson and now an overweight, slow, hinderance that will be Wayne Rooney.

Alex Ferguson said that Rooney peaked early in his career and knew he was detiorating at a rapid rate. Then the genius Dave Moyes gives him a 5 year contract at Utd after leaving us.

He's proper dross these days. Wouldn't get in the Stoke City first 11. Yet we're taking him? Why? Aren't we supposed to be a new project, with lofty ambitions? Yet we'd welcome a 30+ year old Rooney back who can't run 5 yards without getting out of breath.

VVD is going to Liverp**l - I can't believe Utd and City aren't in for him?!

Ladbrokes have suspended betting and Twitter is currently rife with news on him signing with them.

Salah and now VVD and it's not even June 6th yet. Depressing.

Completely different.

Ronaldo had won it all with Man Utd and had always dreamed of playing for Real.

Lukaku hasn't won anything here and doesn't see the club heading anywhere other than probably another 6th place finish.

Ronaldo was surrounded by Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra and Carrick. All serial winners.

You can't blame Lukaku or any other player wanting out - we aren't progressing off or on the pitch.

Just had a look at redcafe and they will PAY someone to take fat Waz.

Why are we even entertaining this? It's ridiculous.

You're probably joking but not a chance. The pay-off he had from Man Utd was huge.

He is loving life, the useless smug aul get.

My old man had a pint with him once. True story. Told me that Davie is full of himself.

RedCafe are estatic that Shrek is finally leaving them. And what mugs are in for him?

Yep, us of course

Seriously, have you lot watched him last 2 seasons? He is dire.

They're celebrating Rooney leaving like a league win over at RedCafe.

Why oh why are we doing this?!

Why, because truth hurts?

Man Utd yet again take our best player whilst we take their cast offs who they don't want.

I'm telling you lads, this is not a pessimistic Evertonian, this is a manc on a WUM.

He's not rated a single signing we've made, or even talked much about transfer rumors(his reason for coming here) besides the ones involving Rooney and Lukaku.

He doesn't know why West Ham and Southampton fans have aggro with us.

Why do West Ham fans want a pop at us?!

Why do Saints hate us? Because of Ronk?

THIS IS A MANC

 

[Boss_Blue]

Oh dear @Soap

 

[chicoazul]

I've faith in my boy @Soap here to prevail.

 

[kev]

I don't have a Swansea IP address though so try again!

 

[Boss_Blue]

I don't have a Swansea IP address though so try again!

I assume that you don't use the internet whilst in Swansea then?

Or perhaps you use a VPN?

 

[Efcjake]

I assume that you don't use the internet whilst in Swansea then?

Or perhaps you use a VPN?

He's in Llanelli according to him. Close enough in my eyes.

 

[Boss_Blue]

He's in Llanelli according to him. Close enough in my eyes.

Is that like someone from St Helens going to the University of Liverpool?

WOOL

 

[Moomin]

@the sniderman